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Popular pimple pad company recently added a secret Easter egg on their packaging that says "EXPLORE BITCOIN" . A post demanding an explanation has 2 million views and a bunch of hate
livaclean you have 24 hours to respond
nu.com/en/newsroom/consumers…
Wow, okay.
Nu Holdings, the tokenized stock, launched a cryptocurrency called NuCoin in March 2023 as a free reward token.
In September of 2024, they killed the tradability.
As of two weeks ago, Nubank is converting every remaining balance into raffle "lucky numbers", auto-completing by the end of the month.
So they killed their coin, maybe its time to resurrect it?
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Passive Income Generator (P.I.G.) ran to $1.2m.
Surely Certificate of Accrual on Treasury Securities (C.A.T.S.) will run higher, no?
nasdaq.com/glossary/c/certif…
Found an Easter Egg on $BARRON's website (the one that went to $400m):
barrontrumpmeme.fun/
The site says "Only buy the official token," and when you click on Barron it goes to a different Barron's chart 😂
If you bought $KIO on BSC earlier, idk why it died.. rewards worked fine, you just have to claim them on Flap:
flap.sh/bnb/0xf5afaa2ba721af…
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meet 金豆 (Gold Bean) and 银豆 (Silver Bean), two Shiba Inus going viral in China.
a trucker in Changsha named Lao Lei pulls over, and his two dogs jump down and get to work. rope in their teeth, tarp off the trailer, tools fetched, truck guarded.
nobody trained them to do this.
银豆 is pregnant now, so 金豆 has been working harder to cover for her.
weibo.com/tv/show/1034:53089…
Crypto has already assigned billions of dollars of value to the descendants of this narrative.
PEPE reached billions.
BRETT reached billions.
Entire ecosystems were built around this universe.
Yet almost nobody knows the story that came before it.
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In about 30 minutes, a plane will start flying over Consensus Miami 2026.
Get me an photo of the banner = $100
Take a video of the banner = $200
First person to DM me with it gets it (if good quality.)
solana:BvHneYfnCYjfZE52iUhK4bqkcqJjYjMQUJb5FPhCpump
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Hey @toly, how did one token manage to shatter the illusion of decentralization, censorship-resistance, transparency, and permissionless innovation on Solana?
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