my hoe not going she like my pure sensitive heart and positive spirit

a bitch who lick ya ears fasho a demon i be ready to piss my pants

my body is a machine that turns sunny d into big pisses!!!!!!

why is everyone in new york city obsessed with anal as an artistic concept

drunk texting is so fun but i really need to stop doing it

they should invent a new york city that my ex girlfriends dont live in

boyfridge

so what i am gathering is boys cant have anything

huge news

BUZZBALLS???

chasing the fernet with a manhattan because im resourceful

this is every other deli atp

my problem is a shot of fernet for the road wont kill me

its not a handbag bro its a city bag

because they are perverse and scary

nino is the goat

i was just talking about this

mid city

why the womens clothes in bushwick so big

noah could have built the ark way faster if he had like 50 mexicans