Bradford Scribner

God I miss @prince

#TropicalStormBarry sounds like a new @MountainDew flavor or something.

I said toast mut*****ka!

BOLTS!!⚡️⚡️

Buying stuff in San Francisco is like buying stuff in the airport. Except there's more people sitting on the ground.

When girls refer to their "alter-ego" as their "ultra-ego".. - red flag 📛

Love to my family. Love to Vegas. Rip Tom petty. Rip Walter Becker. Life is moving too fast.

Thought the car in front of me was on fire, kid's just blowin phat cloudz

Is it proof our culture is shit when a person you pass on a solitary st pulls out their phone 30 ft from you and doesn't even look up? #yes

Did the Roots just spend a day recording 8 bars of every possible finals scenario for all these promos? @questlove

Guy wins $3000 on keno next to me and screams "Alonso Mourning has left the building!!".

Seriously baffled like wtf is wrong with this company. Jobs had it goin on but w/out him yall are lost af @AppleSupport @AppleMusic

Updated all @AppleSupport software, and am greeted with more than 1/3 of all music deleted from my library. Apple stays #hustlingbackwards

Hey @AppleSupport why can't I easily edit the music physically stored on my phone?

But mostly I'm just sorry I ever retweeted anything @RT_com ever posted.

Going thru Twitter for the first time in forever. Didn't know u could look at tweet stats now. Realizing I'm reaching the masses. #Plotting

Sometimes when I'm bored on long drives I like to tweet at my favorite sports commentator and look like a total dweeb.