Karren.

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ “𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.” ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀

did you get to see santa?

nope, not today!

yeah, i sent him a list!

let me check with santa.

where’s my present?

school never taught me anything about sliding off tables.

well how else would you get yourself off a impossible table?

well i was stuck on this table trying to get a good view of everyone, then completely forgot how to get down, so i panicked and just started running until i smacked straight into a pole.

to be honest I think it was from the parents cabinet. either way it’s super gross and doesn’t go with anything!

samesy.

you had the fizzy water to?

i would feel a lot more safer if you and gretchen hired some security for me.

then explain why we aren’t named regina, if it’s the same thing..

no, silly. you are mistaking us for the heathers.

because whatever regina says goes,

she’s super boring and serious about school all the time.

but if we tricked cady into making one, then it would be bye bye caddie forever.

erm, you could try mixing it with orange juice — it hides the smell pretty well. just be careful though, too much orange juice can mess with your teeth and cause cavities. fruits can be sneaky like that… lemons too, with their stingy juice that gets in your eyes.