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This CS understands his assignment.
'Madam, this is my meeting not your meeting'
Bro is asking tough questions.
This is how things should be done.
I doubt if Murkomen or Duale can do this.
This man should join Sifuna government next year.
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Let's make EPL top 5 predictions for next season
Mine:
1 Manchester City
2 Arsenal
3 Liverpool
4 Manchester United
5 Chelsea
Brama Nathan. retweeted
Kuna gari ukinunua, mechanic wako anaenda kuchukua loan immediately because anajua utamsaidia kulipa yote.
For example:
1. VW Golf
2. Nissan X-Trail NT30 & NT31
3. Subaru Legacy
4. BMW X5 ya “deal ya haraka”
5. Range Rover ya bei ya Demio
6. VW Touareg
7. Audi A4/Q5
8. Mercedes yenye dashboard imewaka kama Christmas tree
9. Nissan Serena yenye CVT inaanza kuomba prayers
10. Any European car yenye seller amesema, “Ni sensor tu.”
Mechanic akiona umepark nayo nje ya garage anasalimia mpaka watoto wako because anajua mmeanza long-term relationship😭. Frauds
Car owners, ongezeni kwa comments… ni gari gani mechanic akiona anaanza kupanga holiday?
Brama Nathan. retweeted
Fanya Mistakes zote in life but usijaribu kuhamia town ingine if uko Nairobi. Heri ubaki huku cbd shugli ni mingi zineza kupea doo, place ka Nakuru if you’re not employed mamae uneza kaa mwezi bila kuguza hata Mia. Nairobi ukiingia town 6am by 9pm uneza kuwa na 5k if you’re sharp.
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While people are in other apps like Instagram are going above and beyond to show how well off they are,in twitter its the opposite. Here we have what we call poverty competition. Except some few fellas like Daktari Mbiti,everyone else is poor until you meet them in real life. Ni Juzi tu tumeona chief Mlalahoi is an errand boy to one of Kenyas most corrupt senators. Ameonjeshwa corrupt money mpaka trouser akivaa namna ii inakaa skin tight bwana.
Hapa vile naona,walalahoi original hatupiti kumi. The rest of you are just pretending to give us hope. Na kuna Jamaa mwingine pia hapa ameishi kusema vile hana ata hamsini,this guy has three cars. Na ameoa mzungu. I was shocked! How can you drive a discovery 3 and call yourself a Mlalahoi? That is like bookten calling himself a Diva bwana. There is alot of imposters amongst us the peasants. Lasima tukae ngangare!
Brama Nathan. retweeted
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was sh0t by the woman’s husband 💀😂😂
Brama Nathan. retweeted
I have a feeling that a revolution will happen soon in Kenya due to corruption. The vice is too entrenched and must be stopped.
Brama Nathan. retweeted
Big respect to that guy who said polling station results are final, even the IEBC chairman can’t touch them. That changed the whole game on election transparency.
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Hiyo mchezo Ruto ameanza ya kusema Riggy G alikula mtoto wa shule na akaweka mimba will embolden the Mathira based tea master.Gachagua will now undress the son of Sarah like no man’s business,that’s what Gachagua is best in.
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Please eat healthy food and keep fit. Hospitals as knew them are no longer operating by virtue of providing service but to generate profits. This human species has gone astray. The small human values like compassion that held us together are faded away. Saa hii ata mtoto yako ikirusha mahindi kwa mapua they want to admit him. You refuse they threaten you with consequences like “This bean could go all the way to the trachea and block his lungs” . Mark you! 16 years ago if you had a bean stuck in your nose,your grandmother would simply put your nose in her mouth and suck it out. Currently for the same problem,they want to do surgery and charge 220 sausand. Osiptals have become a den of thieves bwana.




















