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Kapsumbai
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The reason is in the 90s all bottles were 300ml and cocacola used to buy them back when they are empty,at this point Kamau saw a business opportunity and went to Tanzania to buy at a lower price and then bring them to Kenya and later sell them to CocacOla.CocacOla later realized this trick and they had to do so to avoid those cross border tricks.
Did you know there's is a reason why a bottle of soda in Tanzania is 350Ml while in Kenya it's 300Ml?
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I saw a young boy probably a comrade akileta dem yake sahii asubuhi na nduthi mwenye ni intern then akamkiss na akamshow atake care then akaenda.I felt the urge to call the boy back nimshow asiweke mapenzi kwa roho because the dust reigns supreme.
Ni kama Wamunyor atatuulia mtoto wetu mamae.Kasongo is in Kisii for the next few days but he talks about Kashakwa
Did you know there's is a reason why a bottle of soda in Tanzania is 350Ml while in Kenya it's 300Ml?
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In Agikuyu, its called Nguīko, teens were lightly dressed, with girls having "undergarmet" specially tied by her aunt who would inspect after the dance if it has been untied. It was more like what you see in western movies called "Prom Nights"only your BF 'd come get u from kwenu
George Diana ni kama alirudishwa contract
A ROMANTIC EVENING IN THIKA TURNS SOUR
Mondayly, hii Riba ni mwecheche design ya Umekunywa Brufen! What had promised to be a memorable romantic evening for a Thika based mason, whose construction skills had earned him contracts in several towns, turned into an expensive lesson in modern dating after the goshodo he had been wooing online failed to honour their much anticipated rendezvous, despite receiving fare in advance. Demolition costs are real, Walai!
Fred had met Tash wa black synthetic wig and dust resistant mascara on social media three weeks earlier. Their conversations had blossomed into daily exchanges, to the point where Fred could barely concentrate on mixing cement. The two had finally agreed to graduate their online romance into a physical examination.
In his newly revamped kamatangi self contained room, Fred prepared for the occasion with the seriousness of a man expecting a state visit. He even abandoned Nzomo kiosks, where he was a regular customer, and made his first ever supermarket trip, purchasing maize flour, half a kienyeji chicken, two fresh Hass avocados, a hydration kit and two Mission Impossible packs to accompany the evening's meal. The Bluetooth speaker had also been instructed to mind its business and play nothing but slow jams.
At around 3pm, Tash was like, "Babe pliz tuma fare aki." Fred promptly sent KSh 1,500. Shortly afterwards, she called again, claiming Fuliza imejinice and she was still stranded. Fred, perhaps carried away by the excitement of the much-anticipated rendezvous, sent another transport infrastructure token.
By 6pm, Tash was still on her way, insisting, "Aki babe na come." By 7pm, Fred had graduated from boyfriend to transport coordinator. By 8pm, he was practically tracking a passenger on Google Maps without a tracking number. By 9pm, Fred had sent 17 messages, made 23 missed calls and received 26 different versions of "Bona una doubt babe."
Fred, who had already reheated the ugali twice, which is so unKenyan, continued waiting patiently, occasionally checking his phone and the Thirsty Quencher kit. The two Hass avocados remained untouched, their romantic evening having been cancelled without consultation. Meanwhile, the Bluetooth speaker had slowly abandoned romantic slow jams for a Zilizopendwa playlist.
Ghafla bin vuu! The WhatsApp profile picture disappeared. Fred had officially been ghosted. But Tash had apparently forgotten that, during their three weeks of sweet WhatsApp exchanges, she had casually revealed her location and house number in Makongeni. Unfortunately, Fred was not the kind of man who believed in letting a relationship end without a physical closing meeting.
After several hours of waiting, Fred hopped onto his newly acquired Pararira nduthi and headed towards the estate Tash had mentioned in their earlier conversations. At the gate, he began explaining their relationship and the date that never happened. The security guard, who had clearly not signed up for relationship counselling, refused to let him in. Fred reportedly pleaded with the watchman, telling him, "Huoni hii kazi ni ngumu sana kwangu?" But the security guard remained unmoved. The argument escalated, and Fred eventually forced his way into the building and broke the apartment door.
"Tash! Tash wa wazimu!!!!" he shouted as he stormed inside. Unfortunately, the person who appeared was not the Tash he had been dreaming about, but a man wearing a torn Manisiti vest, with Tash standing behind him, completely shocked. Fred froze. Apparently, goshodo was somebody's wife!
Before he could explain the 2gee investment and the evening's menu shopping, the husband came charging. Fred bolted down the stairs three steps at a time, breathing like a Mulembe bull imenusa matawi haramu. Neighbours joined the commotion, and suddenly, "Shindwe pepo!" became the soundtrack of an unplanned Viu Once production.
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Akishika tu jua utaongezwa diameter in your sunduu pale Kamiti
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Mama yako anaamua akuitie pastor uombewe ju ya addiction halafu wanakuja na yeye kwa keja yako anawapata mkiwa crime scene na mabois mkipiga KC ginger
Kuna Ashaki iko hapo Kimbo and few meters away there is a Recce company camp.Sasa jana usiku while breaking bread and wine tukaskia explosions hatari hatari buana nkadhani tumekujiwa na grenade bois from the desert.
Mimi kitu ilinisimamisha ni nduru za fisi nikielekea mahali inaitwa Mugutha uko ndani ya Ruiru on your way to Githunguri.Leo asubuhi ndio nmejua the special squad from GSU usually trains on CQBs at night hence the explosions and gunfire.
The reason Raila never became president is because he had a lot of con men in his camp disguised as friends,look at the likes of Mbadi and Peter Kanyuma and if that is not enough look at Ledama Olekina
