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your average cat lady and esthetician

Joined April 2009
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CALL ME MRS. BLISS BECAUSE YA GIRL GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!
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i’m creating New Baseball™️ and it’s my roman empire
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every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go
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1.6 update isn’t out on console (yet) so in the meantime I FINALLY achieved Perfection on my Year 11 farm I began in 2021 :’) she is beautiful
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if I don't end up marrying one of David's friends, I've failed my life mission
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Jesse Plemons with one of the best line deliveries in the history of comedy movies.
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oh simpler days of social media
#HowCome I can't get above 200,000 on temple run ?
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since the cat is officially out of the internet bag: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💗💓💞💞💕💕💘💖💖💞💞💓💗💞💕💖
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watching the PWHL game and I’ve never felt so alive
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TOOK ABOUT A DECADE BUT I GOT MY FUCKING RAMEN BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
My cousin is in NYC and posted a photo of her ramen-burger and I couldn't be more jealous I am in tears
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casually crying in the car to Demi’s A5 high note on the revamped version of La La Land
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what the f happened during the first half of olivia’s performance …. like I was so concerned about a stage/technical malfunction I couldn’t even concentrate on her 2nd song lmao
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This reminds me of a recent interview I watched with Michael Cera, his agents were contacted about the Barbie movie and they responded with “we’ll pass it along, but just know it’ll probably be a no” and when Michael found out he’s like “wTF CALL THEM AND SAY YES”
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For people in medicine, is filling a patient’s (regular) prescription a *massively* time-consuming undertaking? I consistently request a new refill within 3-4 days of running out, and every fucking time 2-3 weeks go by before she sends it over to the pharmacy
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The 2-3 weeks is no exaggeration, I’ve been out since the 23rd of August. I’m so tired of having to drive to the doctors office at 8am, literally begging for someone to call in my script, and hearing “she probably hasn’t had time to get to that yet 😌” CLEARLYYYYYY!!!
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It sucks having an assembly-line soul born into a STEM world
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I yearn for the assembly line
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Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand deserves the resurgence that Mr. Brightside got
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Friday weddings are truly the move, I’m officially convinced. I’ve gone to a handful in the last 2-3 years (most recent being yesterday) and there is NOTHING BETTER than knowing today is Saturday and I have an extra day to recover from the festivities before going back to work
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my 5 faves / vs / my 5 most streamed eras I’ve never been a HUGE fan of Red (I know, shoot me) so I don’t even want to imagine how many times I had to listen to Nothing New (feat. Phoebe Bridgers) for that album to place 4th lmao
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