Brandon Morton

Manchester United women did not exist until summer 2018. Since then we have won the championship, played in 3 FA cup finals, won the FA cup, are in the UWCL knockouts and are in the league cup final, a 4th final in as many years, not bad for a club who are less than 8 years old.

Feel for Birmingham today, beaten by 3 worldies in one game

God I hope this is right, only so much of these awful renditions of songs form the LCL band I can take

aaaaaaaand they’ve fucked it

Why are the LCL band dressed like a boiler?

Oceane Hurtre, what a player. we need to absolutely need to break the bank for her

CHARLTON ARE WINNING A WSL GAME I REPEAT CHARLTON ARE WINNING A WSL GAME

No Lacey again. He can’t go much more to start, literally turned the game on its head when he came in against Roma.

Time to do what the women have already done today and get a win against villa but I actually trust them and I’d sooner trust Farage before you lot

Sunderland beating Chelsea means in a cruel twist right now it’s Liverpool keeping us from Being bottom

So Ive done the maths about our shot conversion in the WSL so far this season and we have 10 goals from exactly 90 shots this season but the last 3 games it’s been 2 goals from 38 shots, either way, it’s not good enough and recently it’s been diabolically poor.

Anyway, onto the bum ass men to disappoint us later on I guess

Bermuda Triangle of nightmares right now

We have 15 points this season and Zigi is single-handedly responsible for 7 of them, POTS could be a given this season if that carries on

Great result but my god do we need some strong conversations about our attack or lack of it right now. We’re blunter than a butter knife trying to carve steak. Reinforcements needed up front in Jan.

Quick, say another name

ZIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I FUCKING LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART

Can we get mared on for the love of good, she’s the one who can actually score in this team and we’re leaving her on the bench