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Excited to announce our US $6M funding. Thrilled to have Benchstrength and @Debiopharm join us on our mission to reduce the excessive time and cost it takes to bring novel, effective treatments to patients in need.
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Building high-performing, cross-functional design teams with real-time designer × developer pairing brandonscript.design/buildin…
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Alright, I feel like things need to be clarified. 👍
If you take a look at both @EmojiMashupBot and @EmojiMashupPlus, you'll notice that they stopped working a few months ago.
This was the result of a long time reflexion because I felt like they lived enough. (1/6)
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no data scientist has mastered all 5:
1. R
2. Python
3. javascript
4. making eye contact
5. Microsoft Excel
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twitter was cool cause it was the only place online where u could @ a head of state or a billionaire and tell them to eat a dick and there was a high chance they'd read it
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“Hey, did you see that important doc I shared in Slack?”
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In 2021, the Pelosi's were the top 6 traders in Congress.
Up until December 2021, Nancy noted an aversion to legislation that prevented politicians' from stock trading. She famously said, "It is a free market."
See all politicians' portfolios: unusualwhales.com/politics
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Watching the final season of Twitter rn. A little confused on plot but an enjoyable watch either way
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Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank bit.ly/3UyxO7u
ALT A closeup of Sam Bankman-Fried.
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I was on the trading floor at Lehman when we went bankrupt. Some reflections and lessons learned as we digest the FTX insolvency. The similarities are eerily similar.🧵
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crypto is so deeply funny
listening to a twitter space with 10k dudes spinning increasingly elaborate theories on what is happening with FTX and some guy interrupts the discourse to scream
“EVERYONE NEEDS TO LIQUIDATE THEIR ‘SAPPY SEALS NOW’” and tweets a pic of a cartoon seal
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Ok how about this:
No more billionaires. None.
After you reach $999 million, every red cent goes to schools and health care.
You get a trophy that says, “I won capitalism” and we name a dog park after you.
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And OVER half of young people say they’re completely overwhelmed, per this article:
eand.co/the-age-of-progress-…
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On this fine day, I present this fun statistic:
Almost half of people under 35 say they’re so stressed they can’t function.
Have a good weekend. 🥰
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FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried sold equity in the firm at a 50% discount to employees in the spring, per The Block.
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The story of the shark, which, fitted with a GPS tracker, seemingly spent years drawing a picture … of itself
[read more: buff.ly/3Gerfmp]
