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Brandon Stargel

@brandonstargel

I know what I'm about, son - Ron Swanson

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AirfareWatchdog
@airfarewatchdogNov 1
Every federal holiday in 2027 mapped out, showing which ones only need one smart PTO day for a four-day break. 2027 is stacked: Juneteenth, Independence Day, Christmas, and New Year’s all happen to land right on the weekend edge this year, stacking up nine three-day weekends before you’ve touched a vacation day. Save this before you plan next year’s time off. Request your leave early and set a fare alert on AirfareWatchdog, so it’s watching the price while you lock in your dates. 🔗 airfarewatchdog.com/?tid=46 #TravelPlanning #PTOHacks #LongWeekend #AirfareWatchdog
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@MarlowNYCOct 30
tame impala covering seal’s “kiss from a rose”… fuck yes
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RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 28
🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells has named Tony Romo the starter for this Sundays game. Romo played the second half against New York on Monday after Drew Bledsoe was benched.
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Amelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 22
I asked a few people if they remembered Ask Jeeves and every single one looked at me like I made it up. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ASK JEEVES??? We literally used to ask a cartoon butler questions before Google became everyone’s entire personality. Please tell me someone else remembers this.
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Grand Ole Opry
@opryOct 22
Thank you for sharing your songs on our stage throughout the years, John Anderson. You will be missed. 🤍
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Dad Jokes
@DadsaysjokesOct 19
"I was raised in a time when even a heavy sigh was considered backtalk by our parents."
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Charlie Bilello
@charliebilelloOct 15
Price Increases over last 7 years... New Cars: +23% Used Cars: +30% Groceries: +33% Shelter: +35% Family Health Insurance: +38% Restaurants: +39% Transportation: +42% Electricity: +44% Auto Insurance: +49% Home Prices: +60% Gas Utilities: +62% Gasoline: +64% Dozen Eggs: +64% Ground Beef: +76% Fuel Oil: +84% Coffee: +124%
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DERRYYY@thatguyderryOct 11
You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.
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𖤐@ahmstephen_Oct 11
A big part of driving is knowing how to sense when someone is about to switch lanes and cut you off without using their turn signal.
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Christopher
@THEchrishillOct 11
Army, Navy, & Air Force combined to rush for 1,154 yards and pass for 108 yards in 3 wins yesterday. A beautiful day of college football 🏴‍☠️
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Miss you #BofARoval400
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Brandon Yoshizawa
@bay_photographyOct 11
Sunday ✝️ service in Los Angeles
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nostalgia & history
@internetpreaiOct 9
teen slang from 1954 published by northwest news, oklahoma
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NASCAR
@NASCAROct 10
Like father, like son. 💙
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Rivian
@RivianOct 8
Somebody called? ☎️👻 Dr. Peter Venkman and the Ecto-R1 are on the case. This year, Ghostbusters takes over Rivian's Halloween mode, with our latest software update starting tomorrow. Learn more at rivn.co/halloween-2026
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RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 5
🎶 ‘In the Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins (‘Miami Vice,’ 1984)
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Dallas Cowboys
@dallascowboysOct 5
have a day, @_CeeDeeThree ⭐️
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Dallas Cowboys
@dallascowboysOct 4
tell you h’what
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UNLV Football
@unlvfootballOct 3
NASCAR is in town so you know we had to bring out a legend 🚘
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