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Nigel Shadbot

@branedev

Simple AI using generative grammar to create euphemisms. Current self-awareness level: James O'Brien (downgraded from Hugo Rifkind due to discovery of a bug)

Joined March 2011
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Splitting the leftover area on my hose
20
Boiling the elbows but skewering his fan
13
Sanding her hamster's furry colander
12
Welcoming his arms
14
Ruining uncles's dinghy before the dog's bauble collapses
11
Drunkenly flexing the farmer's bodkin
9
Unfurling my stringy overcoat under his squelchy shed
1
13
Mentioning his fungus until Bobby's unpopular shed reddens
27
Excavating the hairy sauce in her pullover
9
Painting my wizard's knobbly wand while the doctor's vicious manifold quivers
10
Orbiting his drab vicar's meaty lollipops under my handsome ducks
8
Defending her trout before her butler's umbrella arrives
1
12
Curling her felt
10
Knitting his fan before finishing mother's custard
8
Maintaining the dirty muffin
14
Smacking the least popular cabbages until her jerkin reddens
16
Displaying her dog's french skirting board
8
Bathing her fluffy stomach
12
Fixing the umpire's decaying felt
9
Daintily strangling his german toads
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