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Braves. Jeff Passan once DM’d me to call me an asshole and I’ve been chasing that high ever since. Married to @theladymoose.

Joined July 2020
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WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUTLOOK FELL??
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Millennial but Salem’s Lot around 12. Pet Semetary shortly after. I’m… fine?
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MAGS AIN’T F’IN LEAVING
The air strike missed Dukes and Dottie’s by about 20 yards. Damn it.
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I knew republicans were going to lose when my kids didn’t get a single Butterfinger in their Halloween candy. No Reeses Pieces either. Thanks Trump. #buildbackbutterfinger
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Beating Alabama only to lose to Auburn 😅 i might go to jail tonight
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If they f this up I’ll commit war crimes.
A ‘RED RISING’ movie is in the works at Paramount • Francis Lawrence (‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’) set to direct • The story follows a young miner living on Mars who attempts to bring down the color-coded class system (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Kelly Clarkson just walked into Truist Park and demanded to buy the press box.
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🎶 I try not to think about what might’ve been.. but that was then, and we have taken different roads 🎶
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I’ve never met a @Brewers fan in the wild, but if you’re out there and you can hear me, know that I’m with you.
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Also incredibly frustrated because these dodgers look so beatable…
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Also also the Brewers need better sponsors because “The Northshore Adult Diapers call to the bullpen” almost made me choke on my cold beer
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Yall mind if I have myself a “hell yeah” Sunday?
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More like Tex-ass amirite?
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Moose retweeted
Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break
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Now that the Braves season is officially over I’m excited to pour my heart and soul into @LobsterHockey
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I have thoughts but I’m too mad to articulate them.
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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. (I’m incredibly mad)
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The top of the lineup when it matters the most:
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Make Michael Harris the hitting coach
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