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does anyone have an actually good reason as to why wedding vendors don’t give you a price range without requesting a quote bc i’m going insane

Imagine it’s your birthday and they don’t have the ice cream you waited in line for 15 minutes for, and then they also don’t have ur second choice so finally on the third choice, you get your ice cream and THIS is what they give you

Wifey with the new hair cut 🤭🤭

Every year my wife asks me to sit and watch the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and every year I feel like I’m being led into a mousetrap. She’ll be like ooh she looks so good! and so I’ll be like actually no she’s so ugly omg and meanwhile it’s literally fucking bella hadid😭

Asked my wife if she wanted fries. Made the rookie mistake of believing her when she said she didn’t want any fries. I have eaten 6 fries. Remember young butches, your wife always wants fries

I get into the zoo for $9 and I don’t get EBT, I just patronize my public library. Fucking doofus

assuming she’s actually a person and not a lizard, this is gender affirming care btw

Boygenius has done more for me than my own family

Economy so bad I’m letting my femme swipe her card it’s so rough out there

I take a training course every year as a teacher in case we have to distribute medications on a field trip. Kids cannot receive any medications from the school without express consent from the parents. You’re an absolute fucking donut if you believe this

My, albeit unrequested, take on the lesbian bar is that if they can’t make money then how are they going to stay open to keep being a lesbian bar…