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Cranky Fandom Grandpa. Knife and Spatula Enthusiast. Wrote a Fic or 5. They/Any. Ship/Let Ship. Too old and tired for drama. ๐Ÿ”ž NSFW (header art @MizuShibaPL)

Joined February 2024
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(Drolly Fic Master List ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ฅ) Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:
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People don't want to admit it, but we owe so much of our privacy and free speech rights to perverts fighting tooth and nail for them. No one swings harder for those rights than freaked out horndogs.
Restrictions on porn are genuinely such an insidious trojan horse for mass censorship because if you try to speak out against it, people on both sides of the political aisle will just write you off as a pervert.
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las lesbianas de acรก: si te gusta usar strap no sos lesbiana!! sos bisexual!! las lesbianas en la vida real: mira amor me comprรฉ un strap que vibra y tiene luces y cuando tocas este botรณn se reproduce loba de Shakira
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Ghoap soulmates #GhostxSoap
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Sorry not ignoring people :') It's taking a bit longer than planned, because I don't really want to distribute on Gdrive if I can help it. I hope people are fine with Ellipsis links?
In light of AO3 going dark, if anyone wants a copy of any of my fics in the meantime just lmk here or DM me ๐Ÿ’™
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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I have Punch Drunk, Mouthing Off and Deepest Blue in nice clean ellipsus docs if anyone needs some reading!
Boosting my list of fics - If anyone needs Top Ghost/Bottom Soap fics to read, please comment and I can give you the link for any of these! There's regular canon-ish stuff and also a lot of monster/creature fucking and weird breeding kink stuff #Ghoap
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He beat cancer and then immediately went back to tweeting about how AI sucks. That's my pope ๐Ÿ™
Replying to @Pontifex
Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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I don't even use this site, but what do you mean it has no ads, no subscription fees, stores a massive and ever growing database, and people are questioning why they need to raise money?
they done shoved the 400k yall raised for them up their asses
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
OTW publishes detailed annual budget updates and financial reports showing donations primarily fund AO3 servers, maintenance and infrastructure upgrades. The October 2026 drive raised $314,539.76; current downtime is due to a security incident response. transformativeworks.org/otw-finance-20โ€ฆ transformativeworks.org/october-2026-mโ€ฆ transformativeworks.org/update-on-ao3-โ€ฆ
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Someone fix ao3 already
Because you asked so nicely, here is the opening scene of my new fic. Sweet dreams ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›
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Except the library of alexandria wasn't full of gay fanfiction so this is worse
is this what the people felt when the library of alexandria burned down
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Poor Ghost has no idea that everyone in the unit is going to see this picture ๐Ÿ˜… Last 2 pages is here on Patreon for free! โœจ You can see them there before I post them hereโฌ‡๏ธ patreon.com/Z3nt5u/posts/halโ€ฆ Happy and Scary Halloween! โค๏ธ๐ŸŽƒ #CallofDutyModernWarfare #GhostSoap #Halloween2026 #comics #MW4
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GhostSoap
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The sign ups are quickly approaching! We will be posting the invitation on Sunday the 1st of November at 3pm CET so start queuing โœจ Mods will be stricter with deadlines due to the nature of this event so please only sign up if you have the capacity to do so.
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Saved this image a couple months ago
wtf twitter links got trackers now yo remove everything after the ?
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Whumptober 26 : 28. Taking the bullet I'll be seeing you again, Mactavish #codmw #modernwarfare #whumptober
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cleanup on aisle soap...
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Insane that the UK is banning various types of porn for being too spicy but does nothing about The Chatbot That Tells You To Kill Yourself
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GhostSoap fever ๐Ÿค’
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the way none of those pieces are all that crazy compared heinrich lossowโ€™s the sin and that was painted in 1880 like grow tf up dude omg
The trope of gay priests is as disrespectful as sexualizing nuns btw
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tweet so funny i nearly liked a religious guilt tweet
Replying to @pitlnes
Allah is providing you a month to fix your life and instead you are sharing Google Docs of rpf f1 porn. Why? Do you not fear judgment day?
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