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Me at the mirage the last two months

Back on here after a few months to talk about Formula 1 drive to survive with anyone else who is also two seasons behind. Holler at me 🙋🏻‍♀️

Can’t decide on a favorite. Too good 💥

I really want to love this but this festival is going to be a weird ass crowd of old confused adults (cough me) trying to momentarily revive their emo angst and young annoying tiktokers who still hate on skinny jeans but wear branded hot topic shirts. 😖

Garlic bread for breakfast needs to be normalized.

Can someone explain to me why I can only buy Fortnite V bucks cards in $19.99 or $31.99 increments…

I hope one day Gen Z cringes at their insta dumps as much as I do to both my old Facebook albums and just the term “photo dump” in general.

What a dreadful January thus far. RIP Bob Saget 😟

This docu was wild and so SO good. What a seriously psychotic story.

The new Kraft New Years commercial is so good that I’ve considered at least twice today going to the gas station to buy a crappy microwaveable Mac n Cheese.

I wake up every morning craving pasta. Anyone else?

Momentarily creeping back onto Twitter to stalk Brennen Grey and like his photos like this one (can you blame me)….

I am now that person who donates to asmr artists for therapy.

Manhattan should be a safe haven from mosquitos, but the welts on my legs exemplify why it definitely is not.

It’s the Doc Brown comment for me. Deceased.

Yes Draft Kings, THANK YOU.

Back on Twitter for a hot second to indulge in the Australian swim coach mick jagger content.

Win a 7 night stay in Tamarindo + backstage festival passes for two at BPM Costa Rica!: arep.co/2hxS1

Today's gonna be a great day and CT is gonna get that follow back finally.

I’ve finally learned that the cure to a red wine hangover is more red wine + a Valium.