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Joined November 2020
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And that’s how you read the room
Doja Cat changes lyric of ‘Paint The Town Red’ at her show in Dallas, Texas following the Democratic victory: “I don’t care I paint the town BLUE.”
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cookieblitz retweeted
He did great and you look comfortable asf in that car. Cute blanket 😍😍
I had a major water leak at my home, so I asked my baby daddy if I could stay at his house because I was told it would take about a week to repair. Out of respect, I asked him not to let his girl come over while I was there. Just being honest, I’m still not over our relationship, and this man had the audacity to put this woman before me. He even allowed her to disrespect me and tell me I wasn’t welcome. Y’all, I had to sleep in my car, and this man didn’t even care. He let that woman do me like this.
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cookieblitz retweeted
Another day driving in Jamaica 🇯🇲 #jamaicapotholes
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You didn’t think I was done, did you?🎓
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cookieblitz retweeted
you weren’t committed
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cookieblitz retweeted
your heart’s not in it.
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cookieblitz retweeted
Halloween in High Fashion: Horror Movies Edition
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cookieblitz retweeted
This was the Endgame before Endgame even existed. The whole cinema went DEAD SILENT when Aro took off Carlisle Cullen’s head. 😭🔥
This is one of the most rewatchable fight scenes in the whole Twilight Saga.
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cookieblitz retweeted
I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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cookieblitz retweeted
dont know what malie a do to the van cleef song them but these are the first set of overplayed hits i genuinely haven't got tired of lmao
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cookieblitz retweeted
Suck unu mada in advance @FLOWJamaica
#GTAVI Download duration (210 GB): 10 Gbps: 2min 48sec 1 Gbps: 28min 100 Mbps: 4h 40min 10 Mbps: 1d 22h 40min You need at least 3 Mbps in order to download it within the 7-day preload window.
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cookieblitz retweeted
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato recreate the poster for ‘Princess Protection Program.’
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cookieblitz retweeted
Holland Bamboo, Saint Elizabeth One year ago hurricane Melissa tore through one of Jamaica's most iconic roads. One year after this is what it looks like 🇯🇲
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Thanks to these third-country agreements, we have been able to deport some of the worst criminal illegal aliens from the United States, including those who are so barbaric that even their home countries won’t take them back. For far too long, illegal aliens ordered removed by a judge have avoided deportation simply because @DHSgov had no place to send them. Through engaging in fully legal third-country removals, the days of avoiding deportation are over. We will continue to use every tool at our disposal to make America safe again. The Trump Administration will NEVER apologize for putting the American people first and deporting dangerous criminals from our country.
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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cookieblitz retweeted
Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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cookieblitz retweeted
Republic Beach Archives
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Wait for the smoothest car transition ever
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THIS IS SUCH HUGE NEWS
Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease
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