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b®️ett

@brettbar

I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun

Joined March 2009
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Better view of the Glasker Deion shuffle thanks to BYU Football. Someone make this into a gif. TIA
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If we gotta work, we gotta suffer with one of the worst jokes of all time, pie n beer day
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My wife is at Girl’s Camp yet there are no meals from the Relief Society anywhere to be found here at my house. wth 🤦 🐴 💩
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Chipotle’s honey chicken is too spicy for my white boy toungue. Geez 🥵
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I’m old enough to remember when Pee-Chee made folders instead of shirts. Either way, manufacturing is back in the US of A 🇺🇸
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Not so jolly are you now England
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Hey friends! I’m on the lookout for new work—ideally something remote. If you’ve seen any openings or know someone hiring, I’d love a heads up. Please DM me with any info. Appreciate you! 🙌
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I have a lot of NFL trading cards and a few NBA/MLB ones I am selling to get some money with my personal situation that is going on. Does anyone collect cards or know someone who does? Please let me know!!
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Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never.
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@MethodzJul 7
Is our goalie Walt jr?
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Why did it take 78 minutes to show a USA chick with a huge rack in the crowd? Needed that energy 50 minutes ago buddy. Good job FOX, thanks for nothing
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we have a way higher “shots on goal” conversion rate so that’s promising amirite 😬
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Frick yeah 🇺🇸
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Tie check
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Happy two fitty Independence Day USA 🇺🇸. You don’t look a day over 249
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Cape Verde got a temple in 2022.. coincidence that this is their best World Cup showing?
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I’ve been trying to keep things light on here, my family’s still dealing with some heavy things, our first day at chemo. just sharing our go fund me, really appreciate everyone that’s been so generous, thoughtful and supportive 🙏 gofund.me/c8ab9464f
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Went to the new Syracuse Costco today. It’s just like all other warehouse stores where oblivious people block the aisle just to get a free food sample
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Our ward did some fancy donuts for Father’s Day. I chose a chocolate covered old fashioned
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