𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜, 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓪

Bruh I saw this pretty girl wearing this bad ass outfit strutting down the street like a baddie and I go “Yes bitch you better push through!!” Tell me why she stops and says to me “first of all motherfucker I don’t even know you don’t be calling me a bitch, fuck is wrong with you” OMG!! 🥴🥴

who tf told y’all ppl only get mad if it’s true? bitch if u lie on me imma b mad asf!

No bc I really used to be so scared of Terrance Howard in Big Momma’s House

And stop putting oil in your pasta water. That’s the reason your cheese sauce isn’t adhering to the noodle & now you need an egg “so it can bind”. Diddy party ass noodles

Why are y'all putting chicken gravy/stock/bouillon in macaroni and cheese?

but 🫒✨ olive + black with gold cat eye

people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family

whole tl is people arguing about black trucks, they need to bomb this app.

imagine a man cheating on his wife that he’s been with since they were teenagers, ruining his family, breaking up a two parent household bc of him being SELFISH and the WIFE is somehow the villain???? the world hates women.