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This has got nothing to do with "two decades of decline", nor will it reverse that. But now pedestrians have to deal with dodging cyclists on the pavements and anyone needing to use a bus or taxi can't get there. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
The London mayor Sadiq Khan has hailed what he called the end of two decades of decline for the capital's main shopping street as a large stretch of Oxford Street became fully pedestrianised. Bus stops and taxi ranks have been dismantled and future plans include planting trees and creating public squares, at a total cost of around Β£150 million.
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I was really pleased to spot the Purple Connection today! Connections Puzzle #1233 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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That could have gone better! Wordle 1,955 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Haven't you got a helicopter to go and ride in? Oh, sorry, I forgot, that's only when we pay.
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It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket Β£1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.
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So much for an extra hour of sleep: another device was beeping away all night, but I can't track down where this one is! To misquote Bryan Mills (in "Taken"): I don't know where it is, but I will look for it, and when I find it, I will kill it.πŸ€ͺ
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Wordle 1,953 5/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬› β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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3 Men in their Mid to late 70's pushing the World beyond breaking point!
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Replying to @MirrorPolitics
Stripped of privilege - he needs to be tried in a criminal court !!
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When is your bird watching show back on, @AdrianEdmondson ?
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Almost! Connections Puzzle #1230 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺ🟨πŸŸͺ🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
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All greens and a 3! 😁 Wordle 1,952 3/6 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Why is Leigh-Anne wearing Marigold washing-up gloves for the Round Table tonight? #celebritytraitors
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All the click-bait I've seen over the last week for James A., I reckon he'll be banished tonight. #CelebrityTraitors
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