brianbowen

Listening to a newly found old iPod and thought "Dang, I had good taste in music"

If I was blind folded and lead in, I would say its a Youth Lock-in or a wet dog

"Sorry sir we don't have crispy... oh sorry we don't have original... so sorry sir, we don't have grilled either" ummm what? #kfc

Rule #3: You can substitute a beanie for the required flannel

Rule #2: At least one person in your party must wear flannel

Rule #1, never call Church church #community

30 minutes in I realized 3 things in this order"noooo, I forgot my pillow, and the butter,ugh and a checklist so I wouldn't forget stuff"#fb

If Chick-fil-a could just get their coffee to taste half as good as their biscuits... #fb

Starbucks inside Kroger, simply shouldn't be allowed to show up when you search "Starbucks" in Google maps

I'm sorry officer. I didn't mean to drink one too many before driving. It was extremely irresponsible. I promise I won't do it again.. #fb

Rrrrg, why does the neighbor think it's ok to bring my dog in to his house. He's not your dog.

Thankful for sweet when the wind blowing through you're shirt works like a swamp cooler #brokeAClyfe #fb

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Wait, I'm 47? Wasn't I 28 yesterday?

Hmmm how many times have I counted to at least three today #stupidgame

"Open up the sparkling cider, pop"

How can every Chinese restaurant I go to in Macon be closed?

Some days, I really don't like computers

There has been a hushed meeting after the meeting in the hall outside my door for the last 20 minutes... Move along please #urkillinme

I can't help it. I just like Flo Rida