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@brianbowman73

Entertainingly unentertaining. Amusingly mild. The random musings of an internet moron. Want more? https://teapawt.net/t.co/wZslUJ01Si (warning: not a real website)

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Joined January 2013
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It's unseasonably stupid outside today.
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I agreed to let her wash my hair but with only one condition... Otherwise it seems too greasy.
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My computer "performed an illegal operation" and had to shut down.. I just hope it wasn't the Human Centipede.
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The last two weeks have been rough. This is reinforced by how much the recycling truck groans when it attempts to pick up my recycling bin.
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Alexa, what the hell is wrong with me?
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Standing on a cliff; taking a leak: Precipiss No, you've been drinking.
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Have another drink! You've worked really hard this week and deserve it! Never underestimate the power of positive drinking.
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If you don't think I'd randomly drop a Judas Priest song into our conversation then... You've got another thing comin'.
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I got a tattoo on the arch of my foot. My girlfriend got a tattoo on her lower abdomen. We got matching cramp stamps.
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*looks up info for new film* *sees skull and crossbones* HERE THERE BE SPOILERS!
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He was so boring that, despite the overwhelming physical evidence, even the police didn't consider him a person of interest.
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Just when I think we've hit our low point as a country... The U.S. says hold my beer!
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I voted and all I got was this lousy t-shirt:
Image from Bat Boy (@brianbowman73)
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My name's John Lovett? Not Jon Lovitz? Yeah, yeah...that's the ticket! And meet my wife...Morgan Fairchild.
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Friend: I like to sing along with the Talking Heads. Me: I didn't know pundits sang.
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Excuses are like assholes... I can always smell one coming.
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Campaign Wishes and Caveat Dreams. -Rob N. Leech
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*chopping up fresh garden herbs* 🎵Too much Thyme on my hands..🎵
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I wasn't quarantined but my belly grew. And yet some people still think I can't be sympathetic.
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