i want to talk to you about confetti, gin, and being a mom. ok?
Washington, DC
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My mom is getting her vaccine tomorrow at @Publix. She’s very nervous. I told her to swing by the deli and get a sub right after. Nothing soothes like @Boars_Head pepper turkey, munster, banana peppers, l, t, Mayo. #publixsub
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Bridget retweeted
A friend took this pic of @LindseyGrahamSC at @Reagan_Airport yesterday before a flight to SC. Graham was the only one without a mask on, before and after this phone call. An airport employee eventually went over and told him he had to wear one.
Bridget retweeted
Actually you just got ROCKED by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign w/ fake ticket reservations & tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID
Shout out to Zoomers. Y’all make me so proud. ☺️
Radical protestors, fueled by a week of apocalyptic media coverage, interfered with @realDonaldTrump supporters at the rally.
They even blocked access to the metal detectors, preventing people from entering.
Thanks to the 1,000s who made it anyway!
m.washingtontimes.com/news/2…
Bridget retweeted
Wait, kids on TikTok reserved the empty seats at Trumps rally?
The President was publicly trolled by our children. Have an extra drink tonight parents, you’ve done well.
Dear other moms, doesn’t it seem 💯 unfair it’s almost Father’s Day? Like ok we love you but who’s making sure we all don’t forget the letters and don’t talk w food in our mouths and have clean feet, and eat vegetables, and ...
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Ugh. Panicking because my husband is not even close to having our child to sleep yet and @Listen2HeartABC starts in 7 mins #sos #momlife
Remy (age 3.5) now tells my husband and I “don’t get frustrated with me” every time we ask him to do something he refuses to do. So we’re winning the emotional intelligence section at homeschooling. Right? Ok? It’s fine.
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Of all the things that give me anxiety during quarantine, realizing that I absolutely do not know how to file my nails it’s pretty gut wrenching
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Tv w my 3.5 year old ”coming this summer you don’t want to miss it” promo for @pawpatrol w dinosaurs comes on. I remind him it’s not summer. He dramatically says “but mommyyyyy they said we can’t miss itttt” don’t worry, Remy, we won’t miss it. Don’t worry. Cc: @VancityReynolds
An unexpected quarantine annoyance is that the volume on my laptop is always on full blast for my kids class zoom calls. So then any time I get a text my computer dings super loud and I jump out of my skin 👍🏼
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Bridget retweeted
My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad.
I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back.
I’m 36 years old.
My child got really upset and teary eyed before he fell asleep tonight because he “really wants a unicorn”. #whattheactual #momlife #sos
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