Chris Brierley

Marriage is all about compromise. #PatsGame

Wow, goodbye Camino. I started using it when it was still Chimera and remember thinking it was heaven-sent. caminobrowser.org

finished The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger by Stephen King amzn.to/hvz44F #Kindle

C-x 8 RET! Hosanna! How has this escaped me? http://emacs-fu.blogspot.com/2010/07/some-handy-key-bindings.html #emacs

We just got to the part in "A House for Hermit Crab" where Hermit Crab decorates his shell with sea edamame. #fb

At the 8 week milestone I have lost 33 pounds. Today, in celebration, I stuff my Kung Paohole.

I just used a Dyson Airblade. I can hardly contain my excitement. That's not sarcasm. I really am that easily amused.

My son says, "Donuts are good for everyone." Wise beyond his years, that boy.

I am willingly watching Twilight. What has become of me?

Woot! I've lost 20 pounds in the last four weeks. At this rate, I will wink out of existence on Saturday, April 17, 2010. I'll wave.

I'm not procrastinating. I'm conserving potential energy.

@adamisacson I braid mine into a fetching nosetache.

Ha! I had a surreal dream that the Bengals led the division having beat all members. Must've been those midnight jalapeños. Wait, what now?

"It's not Guillain-Barré" is the new "it's not lupus."

The richness of sound in a Midwestern summer night is unparalleled.

How do you know you're only pretending to be an adult? Manhattans and Blow Pops.