“Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers @brightdrops
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” #JimCarrey @brightdrops
“Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.” #ElbertHubbard @brightdrops
“Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.” #LaurellKHamilton
“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford @brightdrops
“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde @brightdrops
“I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams @brightdrops
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Winston S Churchill
“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.” – William Goldman @brightdrops
“Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.” – Raheel Farooq @brightdrops
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx @brightdrops
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A Heinlein
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin @brightdrops
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.” – Markus Herz @brightdrops
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” – Thomas Stephen Szasz @brightdrops
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” – W C Fields
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen @brightdrops



















