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Wisconsin, USA
Joined July 2009
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This dead fly has been stuck to the screen in my bedroom since July. You can even see his little arm crooked into the wire. Every time I open or close my shades I feel sad for him. I am unable to get myself to knock him off. When it warms up again maybe I’ll hold a tiny funeral.
A thought I had today that I needed to vocalize to someone: Tina Majorino (Napoleon Dynamite) is the same person as Amy McAllister (Call the Midwife S1E2) except that one is American and one Irish, respectively.
Good on ya @VDOOZER! yahoo.com/amphtml/entertainm…
I have lost my ability to handle anything. I can’t listen to the news, I can’t read articles about current events, no more true crime for a while, and absolutely NO politics. Also nothing about animals getting hurt. I can only take comedy @DynarPodcast and cats @TheStourbridge.
A thought: I think I’m only cheeky on Twitter, and I don’t post cheeky things on Facebook or elsewhere, but every time I think of something cheeky to post I remember that I have almost no followers on Twitter and nobody will ever see my cheekiness.
I am disturbed by how many first-person rooftop sniper games there are in the App Store. They don’t even involve zombies.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but a comedy special I was watching tonight literally made me laugh so hard I threw up. I’m not kidding.
This country has so many fucking dipshit morons. Who elected this trash? businessinsider.com/marjorie…