@bringbakerback

Currently unfollowing most of the accounts I follow and starting again. No offence intended, just trying to make my account usable again.

Joined February 2014
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#IPreferMyMagicDarkLike a Guinness dark, not like a blood in your stool dark or a 60 a day smokers lung dark, that’s too dark.
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#IPreferMyMagicDarkLike or retweet pls.
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You wooden believe #TheSecretsInTheDarkForest
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#TheSecretsInTheDarkForest is Bones
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An asteroid is going to destroy the Earth in 10yrs, do you to work on Monday? ..in 5 years, do you go to work on Monday? ..in a year, do you go to work on Monday? ..in a month, do you go to work on Monday? ..in a week, do you go to work on Monday?
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#TameAScaryMovie They Live Quietly
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Like an unconscious writer #SlippingInto a comma.
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#SlippingInto vagueness like a thing into a thing.
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Watching Snatch for the first time and I'm more impressed that Mike Read is in it than Brad Pitt.
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#AllWorkAndNoPlayCan also be known as adulthood.
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Remembering the great Leonard Rossiter.
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If I #CouldGoBackInTime I’d do it tomorrow not today.
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#ProductPlacementInHorrorMovies The Hunchback of Notre Dame - The Bells!
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#ProductPlacementInHorrorMovies Ray-bans of course 😎
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Being knocked into the middle of next week is not how I imagined time travel working.
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#ThingsThatGiveMeConfidence My big boy pants.
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Here’s a thinker to start your day with….
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#WhyElectionsMatterInFourWords Prevents Criminals Gaining Power
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#MyTarotCardsRevealed that I wasn't playing with a full deck.
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#WhenABansheeStrikes out is he wailing for failing?
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