My mate's just been sacked from his job on the Waltzers. He's suing for funfair dismissal.

Loughborough via Granadaland
Joined October 2011
The latest two (annoyingly irregularly-shaped) additions to the collection; Serbian and Turkish. That's 20 now. I am 46 years old.
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Huge thanks to everyone who came along last night to the first full One Man No Biscuit solo gig in Loughborough. You sang every word and there was even a pair of Joy Division Oven Gloves on show. Let's do it all again next October! T shirt from the fabulous @spiralpaper
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One of our favourite things to do. Ensconce ourself in one of the secret rooms in the Organ Grinder with a couple of pints of Cinder Toffee Stout and work out all our quiz rounds for the next few months…
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The place I realised I was in love with @bringitonskippy Best venue in the world!
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We bought a book set that we fell in love with in a shop in London at the weekend but couldn’t carry home at the time. It’s been packaged beautifully!
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First of the day by the Hackney Riviera…
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Off to make mischief….
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Only taken 4 and half years but finally got the wedding frame done and put up!
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Cute new kitchen artwork up…
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Went to our favourite pizza place as @bringitonskippy wanted to try the September special. I went for a garlic pizza bread with antipasti as I thought it would be a bit lighter… 😂😂😂
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Paging any #HMHB lovers who fancy a night (24/10) in a brilliant Loughborough pub listening to yours truly covering a couple of hours worth of their classics. If you are interested, please let me know - entry is free but there is limited space upstairs. Please spread the word!
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Doing the proper meal later but you can use the Great Central Way ticket all day so been for breakfast at Quorn…
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Can’t have a Fatzorro and The Jazz Crabs gig without a kazoo and shaky egg…
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Love watching Mark doing his thing…
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Good start to the weekend. Quiz winners!
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Happy black cat appreciation day!
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Obligatory airport drinks…
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Just accidentally mistyped something which led to me to ponder why Channel 5 haven't yet done a programme in which they try to find the heaviest cocaine user in the country, called "The Great British Beak-Off"
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A repugnant soulless void whose brand marches on ceaselessly, spreading misery across the globe,..now linked with Bezos
Jeff Bezos Nears Deal For 30% Stake In Liverpool, Report Says go.forbes.com/9DlhLB
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Number 91 in an occasional series of 92... Brighton Women v PSG Women. Just Bromley left after this!
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Afternoon!
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