@brisversion_

• excellent fun 'til you get to know her • member of the tortured writers department • 🩷💜💙 • pro choice • pro love • pro science • pro women

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Joined March 2013
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google is free!!!
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this didn’t surprise me in the least. I don’t care what the context is.
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my coworker was gushing over this man she was on a call with this morning and went “I am married. I need to calm down” I said, “I’m not. let me see” 🤣
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hope the chiefs lose every remaining game for this nonsense. we KNOW why the Ravens released this motherfucker
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I might be insane but I’m not part of the literacy crisis 💃🏼
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my mom brought up her lack of grandkids again. she needs to lower her expectations for me drastically because I haven’t even been on a date since 2019 🤣
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I stand by who I was nearly six years ago
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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y’all are so annoying for the performative outrage over this tweet.
Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksOct 26
End Game
Seahawks Win Friendship Bracelet

ALT Seahawks Win Friendship Bracelet

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you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love with october
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today marks four years since I stayed up until 5 am listening to midnights and passed my qualifying exam for my PhD just four hours later AND two years of living in Dallas. what a crazy timeline
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my mom: “I hope you didn’t vote for the democrats” me: *going to the gayborhood to vote straight blue*
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first of all, I can’t even vote in Ohio. second, the PEOPLE voted to codify reproductive rights, including abortion, in the state constitution in 2023.
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my fyp hates me showing me multiple videos of men holding books at b&n for their girlfriend. what’s it like to be the chosen ones???
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skyline chili is diabolical but I don’t claim cincinnati anyway. lived in ohio for 27 years and near cincinnati for nine and not once did I eat that tomfoolery.
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 12
The strangest food from each U.S. state
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I know reading comprehension is difficult and there is a literacy crisis but last I checked, “do not meant substitute” meant “do not replace with a different item”
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spooky pizza and movie date night keeps popping up on my fyp. don’t tempt me with a good time
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I need to go for a walk to relieve some stress. ya know, one where it smells like books, there’s a coffee in my hand, and no one telling me I have enough books to read
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it’s the way I was going to log off early today because I have 11 hours of OT (I am exempt), but here I am making decisions on behalf of my manager because she took the afternoon off 🙃
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next time my manager cold calls me (today’s count was five and the last one was 90 minutes), I’m going to tell her [a licensed psychologist] that I’m going to call 988
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the life of a writer girl ✨ retweeted
jack@actionjack69Oct 2
Airing a piece that reframes the many RAPES of Deshaun Watson as “adversity” would be shameful for everyone involved at any time But doing it in the wake of this Cornell news is next level evil stuff
NFL on Prime Video
@NFLonPrimeOct 1
Ahead of #TNFonPrime, @TaylorRooks sat down to chat with Browns QB Deshaun Watson
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