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Brittany Colasuonno

@britkneejay

Coffee Addict, #postpartumfitness & #MommyBlogger. Mom & lab lover. #coastiewife Wanna Collab? DM or email [email protected]

 Mashpee, MA
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Joined February 2012
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Not sure what demon possessed me to sign up for a Powerzone challenge but I currently can’t feel my bum after that 60 min ride – at Mashpee, MA
Madison “Grayson, I’ll always protect you” 5 min later Madison: “mom, I’m just going to live in the sandbox because Grayson is annoying” #brotherandsister #siblinglove – at Mashpee Neck, MA
Watching @GreysABC starting at season 1. RIP sleep. – at Mashpee Neck, MA
If you have DNA with 23andMe or AncestryDNA, you can upload it to GenoPalate to see which diet is the right fit for you. They'll show you nutrient breakdowns, vitamin recommendations, top food matches, etc. I love this!

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I created a Green Smoothie packed with nutrients that even your biggest veggie hater will love. I added @hphood for a liquid base full of 8g protein per serving, 9 essential nutrients & NO artificial growth hormones. Recipe on my blog! #AD #IC #HOODMILK anchoredmommy.com/green-smoo…
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Forget the bottle, gimme the gallon! #AD Just in case you didn't notice,Grayson really loves @hphood Whole Milk - and since it has NO artificial growth hormones, we love it for him! Read how we transitioned him from formula to whole milk in 3 steps! #HoodMilk #IC
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Anyone else’s kid steal their phone and take creepy pictures of you sleeping? Just found 73 pictures of me sleeping from 0528am 🤦🏼‍♀️🤪 – at Mashpee Neck, MA
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Can someone please play Xbox with my husband so he’ll leave me alone? – at Mashpee Neck, MA
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My antisocial masshole husband has rubbed off on me – at Mashpee, MA
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My favorite part of covid Is not having to make small talk at the grocery store #byeeee #donttalktome – at Mashpee, MA
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#AD Madison absolutely loves @PAWPatrol & her face is still smiling over her new Mighty Pups Charged Up Chase Transforming Vehicle! You can find PAW Patrol products at Walmart, Target and Amazon. anchoredmommy.com/4-items-ev… #IC #PAWPatrol
FYI when your baby eats half a container of blueberries that 💩is gross – at Mashpee Neck, MA
Why does John never have a shirt on during these confessionals on #tigerking – at Mashpee Neck, MA
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ECU Alumni@piratealumni27 Mar 2020
Pull out your Purple 💜and Gold 💛Here are some fun activities for you & your family to do together! #PaintItPurple or use crayons, colored pencils or markers. Whatever medium you choose, you'll have a good time sharing your love of #ECU. 👩‍🎨 ➡️piratealumni.com/activities
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What the heck am I watching. #TigerKingNetflix – at Mashpee Neck, MA
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Friday the 13th you win. I’m done. – at Mashpee Neck, MA
Can someone please teach Madison how to apply her mascara. Her spider eyelashes are driving me insane #TheBachelor – at Mashpee Neck, MA
God Peter is such a moodle. #TheBachelor – at Mashpee Neck, MA
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