@brjork

i was born in a tin of tuna and baptized in the oil

 she/hurts
Joined September 2020
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eye doctor: you should see a home going in and out of focus me: [choking up] ok
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checking on my substitute teaching app
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to regulate my nervous system, i’ve been trying to listen to whole albums only. unfortunately at the same time i also chose the darkest time of year to get really, really into drone music
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my russian neighbor gave me some vanilla ice creams from the international store that reminded him of his childhood, and he said “you may not like it because it is not sweet like american ice cream”, and it tastes exactly like a mcdonalds dream cone
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twitter is very dangerous yes but there is still so much room for wonder. for example. because of a fact i just read, i am determined to get pregnant now so i can eat a bunch of eggs and have a smart baby
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this was me about weenie, his dog
rin ✰ LESTAPPODIUM@sebsharlOct 25
when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Oswald because I'd cry when it came on not because it upset me but because I loved him too much and didn't know how to express it to my parents and this trait followed me into adulthood
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there is nothing to hold onto inside a tesla - it is as smooth as a womb - so when someone turns too fast it feels like being born into this world
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went on a sensory walk inside the farmers market
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knowing the full title of when the pawn is the sad woman’s pi
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using the camera that doesn’t make everything ugly has revealed my eyes to be brown
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i am not wearing concealer anymore...an expense i can almost completely remove from my life. i may name my first son tretinoin
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it’s hard to tell but im wearing earrings in my hair
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im sad because its not really financially reasonable for me to develop film right now and my all or nothing mindset requires i either develop them all or none and the barista told me it’s ok because marinated film is better anyway. yay <3
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someone who understands sneakers more than me - please recommend a sneaker? a little freaked out, funky looking sneaker? the last pair i owned and love were, yes, kendall and kylie’s brand. they were aqua and yellow and delightful
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preferably with chunk. put a pair of bricks on me. i don’t mind
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i have such a perfect, absolute sense of humor that should anyone even be able to make me laugh as much as i make myself laugh, i would have no choice but to bear such a person's children
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(me entering my 30s) no, no it's good, i just wasn't expecting to become strangely fixated on the conditions leading up to the vietnam war
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son of the most romantic man alive right now and his son is experiencing the worst of the dating epidemic. not poetic justice, no, no.., something crueler…colder
Talmage Johnson
@talmagejohnson_Oct 21
update: > shot my shot multiple times > got rejected and ghosted > one time I threw a Hail Mary and it flopped > felt that awful cringe in my chest > then I remembered that was the whole point > eventually, one of the shots panned out overall, great nervous system conditioning
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so we have to do something
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as you wish retweeted
yimika.@yimikaaaaOct 19
Please do not learn to be normal about your romantic feelings. They are supposed to render you abnormal. You are meant to be deranged by them.
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i logged out of my family’s prime account about a year ago and i have not ordered anything in probably three months. marcuse’s false needs winning again
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