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someone help my gf, she’s been on a @tacobell Big Cheez It bender all week long 😩
brianne johnson retweeted
I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this:
Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.
in 1969, theodore roszak — who coined the term counterculture in his book, “the making of a counterculture”—warned us of the dangers of technocracy.
50+ years later, as we watch elon’s (and other tech billionaires’) meteoric influence over the american govt… it hits hard.
refusing to join Bluesky not because I love Twitter (lol no)
not because I think Twitter is still alive (RIP bestie)
but because if I could turn back time I would have never done any of this in the first place
brianne johnson retweeted
When I say "my team" I mean my therapist in Brooklyn, my psychic upstate, every Taurus born between April 19-28, my gynocologist downtown, and my parents' elderly chihuahua
thankful for colors, choices, Chicago, cocktails with egg whites, puppy school, savings accounts, Sabrina Carpenter, friends, French fries, friction, philosophy, neighbors, dancing, sweat pants
why didn’t anyone tell me that 90% of puppy training is just acting like a gd clown in public just to get my dog to look at me ❤️
brianne johnson retweeted
i love everybody’s niche halloween costumes!! i love the specificity I love the creativity i love when you put a lot of time and effort into something that is quite literally just to make yourself laugh and i genuinely love when i don’t understand it and have to have it explained
brianne johnson retweeted
I think some of the birthrate decline can be attributed to two forces happening everywhere: increasing complexity, and decreasing hardship. Life is too complex and too 'good.' I'll try to explain
brianne johnson retweeted
As someone who very much does want a village and indeed has it (I currently have 4 neighborhood kids under 6 at my house joining us for dinner. Part of a baby swapping system I started in 2021), after having pretty painstakingly built it over years, I want to make two points...
brianne johnson retweeted
i support cheezit math gf
someone help my gf, she’s been on a @tacobell Big Cheez It bender all week long 😩
























