Angel

Xander: That creepy demon-woman is conjuring some kind of monster. Riley: And you let Buffy go after her? Alone? Giles: "Let" isn't really a factor when she sets her mind to something. You know that. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Buffy: I don't even know who he is anymore. I mean, I thought he was dependable. Xander: Dependable? What is he, State Farm? #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Willow: Buffy just took off. Xander: Well, she didn't go home. I let the phone ring a few hundred times. Giles: Well, maybe Buffy unplugged the phone. Xander: No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old girl to unplug her phone. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Willow: I'm curious to find out what career I could have. Xander: And suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark. Willow: You're not going to be young forever. Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid. Okay, let's not all rush to disagree.

Xander: 'Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?' What if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default? Buffy: So, mark 'none of the above'. X: That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world.

Xander: C'mon, Cordelia. You want to be a member of the Scooby Gang you gotta be willing to be inconvenienced every now and then. Cordelia: Oh, right, 'cause I lie awake at night hoping you tweakos will be my best friends. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Cordelia: 'I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross. Xander: Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to the rich and the pretty. Cordelia: Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice. Xander: Is murder always a crime?

Buffy: Then we hit the books. Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find? Xander: I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? Nah. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Xander: You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's going to make a big comeback. Willow: And the abacus. Xander: Yeah, you know, you don't see enough abaci. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Xander: We're going up against a god. An actual mightier-than-thou god. Willow: Well, you know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothing. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Xander: The point is, I work hard for that money. Spike: And you're saying I didn't? Xander: You stole it! Spike: And you're making it into very hard work! #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Xander: Aw, you just need cheering up. And I know just the thing! Crazed dance party at the Bronze! Buffy: I don’t know. Xander: Very calm dance party at the Bronze? Moping at the Bronze. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Jenny: Well, Cordelia's going to meet us. Xander: Ooh, gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia! Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it's my best day ever! #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Willow: Do they really stick out? Xander: What? Willow: Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow! That baby is sore!' Xander: You have too many thoughts. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy

Buffy: Maybe I could change. You know, I could work harder. I could spend less time slaying, I could laugh at his jokes... I mean, men like that, right, the joke-laughing-at? Xander: Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.