usps: "We just got your item, it will be there 5:17pm 2 days from now" ups: "yeah they dropped off the item at the desk, we got it. no clue when we'll put it on a truck. Tough shit."

my timeline today

Im just trying to find my pool captain in the room

Ya know most people, and even girls ive talked too have agreed these are pretty big burritos. Honestly more than enough, and the ones that are even bigger are often too much and too scary. They prefer something more like this usally.

i feel like id see this at a melee local

anytime i see phone emulating games all i imagine is how annoying is having a heating block in my hand make my hands sweaty from trying to playing games with just touch screen buttons you know what can emulate ds games 1:1 with no hiccups, doesnt heat up, and has actual buttons?

Thank you esports

My coworkers just giving me his childhood copy of pokemon platinum, even though i explained its like $160 game these days, my goat

How do you spell sharkootery bord 😟