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bryandean

@bryan_dean

spectacularly unfunny

 Idaho
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Joined July 2008
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I might not be as clever as I assumed I was.
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Hey @ATT , last month my father passed away, and as part of taking care of everything that needed to be done, I cancelled his phone that was on my account. I got an email saying my bill would be lowered from 172 to 121 during the next billing cycle.
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so @ATT , is that how you treat your loyal customers, by lying to them? By exploiting their grief?
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Replying to @bryan_dean @ATT
so @ATT , the next cycle comes along and my bill is 151 and not the 121 the email you sent said it was going to be. Is this how you treat people going through one of the hardest times of their lives? I've been a customer of yours for over 20 years now.
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Chex mix motherfuckers. That shit’s delicious.
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This place is still up?
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Maybe those hippos were hungry for power
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I'm going to bed early guys, see you all in the morning!
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I didn't realize socializing was the expectation on social media. Is there a loner media platform?
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I take the sexiest pics.
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Everyone keeps posting shit like “don’t say there isn’t a Twitter alternative! You’re ignoring Grunchly, Sporple, yesTalk, Twang, openTwang, Clash of Honor: Twang’s Revenge, pNissy, Gubble, hank’s house, WhoChat, nnk3.0, KniFi, Twango Unchained, PornHub Live Chat, CyberForum, Twa
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me, responding to someone looking through a telescope: "How, exactly, can you see my anus through that thing?"
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I got my covid borchestershire shot.
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I haven't been very communicative because I've been kinda depressed here lately. *by lately I mean just the past 44 years or so.
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Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.
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Sometimes I spend an hour making the spaghetti sauce and then put it on toast because I can't be bothered to boil pasta.
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if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and "wish you were a girl", i have some news for you: An extreme wind warning is in effect for Cape Coral FL, Lehigh Acres FL, Fort Myers FL until 6:00 PM EDT for extremely dangerous hurricane winds.
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My Twitter is trash.
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