@bryanbehar

Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

 Studio City, CA
bryanbehar.substack.com
Joined July 2013
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I’m not Muslim, but I care about immigration bans I’m not gay, but I care about marriage equality I’m not female, but I care about reproductive freedom I’m not a Dreamer, but I care about DACA I’m not Black, but I care about police brutality & voter suppression #Empathy – at Los Angeles, CA
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Get used to Vance’s “zero attachment to the land”’argument. We’ll be hearing it a lot in 2028. He’s obsessed in defining who he considers a “real American” (white people) and who he thinks is not (immigrants and their descendants).
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Vance on El-Sayed: We have to understand what happens when our nation gives into these kinds of people with zero attachment to its land or to its history. What we saw in France, the hatred, the ingratitude, the desire to destroy rather than a desire to build, that exact same cancer that has corrupted El-Sayed.
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You mean, after we started the war with Iran?
Aaron Rupar
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Trump: "We didn't start the war with Iran. Iran started the war with us."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The U.S. launched the war on February 28, 2026, with coordinated strikes under the name Operation Epic Fury. Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei was killed in the opening strikes. Iran retaliated afterward. reuters.com/business/aeros… apnews.com/article/iran-u…
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Maybe he means “American” didn’t start the war, “Trump” did.
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Trump: You gotta understand that America did not start the war with Iran.
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Voters love being told that the economic pain and anxiety they are feeling is all in their heads. Love!
Larry Kudlow
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The economy is booming! NEC Director, Kevin Hassett says the affordability crisis is a “myth”
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What’s so peculiar is that he considers elections totally honest when they win and fully rigged when they don’t. Huh?
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Q: You will accept the results of the midterms, whatever happens? Trump: I will if they're honest elections
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We’re not idiots. Trump only considers elections “honest” when the GOP sweeps.
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Q: You will accept the results of the midterms, whatever happens? Trump: I will if they're honest elections
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Except that we 100% started the war with Iran.
Acyn
@Acyn22h
Trump: We didn't start the war with Iran. Iran started the war with us
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Apparently, you can call Trump a racist, an insurrectionist or a rapist. But don’t you EVER say his design aesthetic is “Cheesecake Factory.” That’s going too far.
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Literally, the only thing you need to know: He wants to make housing less affordable for the American voter.
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Trump: I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up
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How to make yourself even less popular than data centers.
Acyn
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Uh oh. Somebody got under the tough guy’s skin.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 26
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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You know you’ve elected a historically-awful president when your phone autocorrects “racist” to “rapist” and both are 100% accurate.
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Oh. Not the racist rapist insurrectionist who’s caused gas prices to soar 44% since starting an unnecessary war of choice? Got it.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 25
Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault
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People wanted to 25th amendment Joe Biden for eating ice cream in public.
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Trump says “we own Greenland” for eternity
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Now THAT’S a closing message!
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Bryan Behar retweeted
Adam Mockler
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10/10 midterm message. No notes!
GOP Ls
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🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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Aaron Rupar
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Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."
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GOP strategist: People think you're out of touch with the pain of everyday Americans. Trump: Got it. I'll say I don't give a damn about people suffering over gas prices... GOP strategist: Not sure that's the approach... Trump: Then I'll brag about how rich oil companies are. GOP strategist: Please don't. Trump: Already did it! Losers! GOP strategist: (incoherent sigh)
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Acyn
@AcynOct 24
OBAMA: When I was president, all these Republicans are all deficits, deficits, debt, debt. You got to do something about it. And now—$40 trillion—Crickets. Somehow deficits only matter when a Democratic president is in office
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