Blue team in @Azure Edge + Platform. Not Boy Scouts of America or any other three-letter organization; also, not my employer. He/him.

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2007
BINFACE 2028.
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“Don’t get cocky. Our biggest enemy is the couch.” Steve Bannon’s message today to Trump supporters
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Most places outlaw parking right up at a stop sign or stop light, so you might as well take advantage of those laws by installing bump-outs.
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I deleted my tweet about the PA school district banning Girls Who Code because apparently parents got together and got the books unbanned and elected less dickish school board members so hurrah for that. The article was based on old info!
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Replying to @mikurubaeahina
A coworker just dubbed it the JSON Web Space Token and that's going to be its name to me now.
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No matter what opposing counsel says, "Go Fish" is NOT an acceptable substitute for "No responsive documents exist."
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People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.
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Replying to @Popehat
When I was in Japan deployed over there this guy got back from raising the morning colors. He had the Japanese flag detail. When he came in I told him the flag was upside down. He went out lowered it raised it and had some choice words for me lol
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