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Joined December 2008
Ben Simmons retweeted
BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK! The Atlanta Braves are 2022 National League East Champions! #ForTheA
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Breaking: Novak Djokovic's visa has been cancelled. He's been told to leave the country today, two sources confirmed to @theage. His Lawyers are in the process of appealing. He's not demonstrated to Border Force sufficient evidence for his exemption theage.com.au/national/visa-…
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Ben Simmons retweeted
WELCOME TO JOCTOBER! @yungjoc650 | #ForTheA
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Situation rn at Kiawah
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.@ozzie to @Mark_Melancon_ has become the greatest tag team in Major League Baseball. #MixItUp
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Not yet. Check back in a year
Replying to @PardonMyTake
@PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat yo I think y’all asked the AWLs to check back in on this a few years ago, what’s the verdict?
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This is a rare top row Daily Double, which only appears once every 3,000 Daily Doubles. RT in 20 seconds or bad luck #Jeopardy
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Ben Simmons retweeted
THE ATLANTA BRAVES ARE 2018 NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST CHAMPIONS! #ChopOn⁠ ⁠
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The cube is on the move
Whoa Charles E. Smith Center Jumbotron collapsed onto the court at George Washington (via @GWTV)
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THEY'RE HITTING HOMERS FASTER THAN WE CAN TWEET
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Looking great, @CapitalOne. Looking pretty, pretty great. #ALLCAPS #StanleyCup
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Students who are disciplined for walking out or otherwise staging a respectful and peaceful protest against gun violence, are hereby assured that it can be reported on their Penn State application without adverse effect on their admission decision.
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Whenever I do a search on Tweetdeck now, it's making a new column instead of opening the search thing and it is DRIVING ME NUTS HELP
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This is Zombocom!
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I CANNOT LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CARRIE UNDERWOOD DOES THINGS ON HER SUNDAY MORNING AND AFTERNOON BESIDES WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT
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Ben Simmons retweeted
Please don't send me 56 days of Joe DiMaggio updates @MLB
Christian Hackenberg was playing cornhole when he was drafted? Now I love the guy. Cornhole should be an Olympic event. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years games for Steelers. The wife is thrilled
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