I make shit from time to time.

Portland, OR
Joined July 2007
2018 is almost here! Are you looking to make this year the start of an exciting new phase in your career?? We’re looking to hire iOS engineers for Apple News. I feel lucky every day I get to go work with such talented people on such interesting problems. DM me for details! – at Oro Valley, AZ
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Washington state will act under our own authority, our own laws and our own jurisdiction to protect #NetNeutrality for all of Washington's citizens.
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It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.
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We're relicensing React, Jest, Flow, and Immutable.js under the MIT license. code.facebook.com/posts/3007…
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oi, mayweatha. i'm gunna bash ye fookin ead in mate. i swea on me mum
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The most feared weapon in the Imperial arsenal.
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GitHub #swiftlang Trends : A minimal bare metal kernel in Swift bit.ly/2vuJEol
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SOMEONE MAKE SURE WE LEAVE A NOTE TO LET THE APES KNOW THE POEM WASN'T PART OF THE ORIGINAL STATUE!!
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Things get done by people taking initiative, not by people complaining and hoping somebody else will.
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Whether code is self-documenting is utterly irrelevant. Purpose of documentation: to provide leverage in acquiring systemic understanding.
Woo! Static libraries with Swift sources is now supported with XCBuild!! Thanks @daniel_dunbar and team!
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“There is an enormous lie underlying business, the lie that decisions are made rationally.” xitter.cf/cards/dg8d…
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Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme.
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If you agree Newt Gingrich is no longer a relevant political figure and the media SHOULDN'T report his blather as news, please RETWEET this.
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This makes me more than a little mad. xitter.cf/jen_face/status/875108…
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Prediction: Republicans increase security for themselves, don't change gun regulation, continue ignoring white terrorism against minorities. – at Portland, OR
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Powerful indictment of “all lives matter.” xitter.cf/gringatears/status/870…
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BREAKING NEWS: Trump shutting down Netflix to help bring back Blockbuster jobs.
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Chrissy Teigen is a national treasure.
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