teapawt
$
Megan
@btwimmeg
I’m 5’4”
Buffalo
Joined February 2011
Tweets
22.7K
Following
411
Followers
680
Likes
15.6K
1.4K
Media
1.4K
Media
Tweets
All
Posts
Sort by
Most recent
Popular
Tweets & Replies
Reposts
Media
Search
Pinned Tweet
Megan
@btwimmeg
8 Aug 2025
Being 12 watching late night television shaped me into who I am today.
2
152
Megan
@btwimmeg
Sep 17
It’s been months since I have been on here really. What’s going on with this app ??
1
219
Megan
@btwimmeg
Jul 23
I need someone to look at my cast iron skillet and tell me if I’m going a good job
137
Megan
@btwimmeg
Jul 3
RIP the pink
81
Megan
@btwimmeg
Jul 3
RIP Brick Bar
73
Megan
@btwimmeg
Jun 18
Imagine if you were an ant just minding your business and a big, fat, smelly human foot just stomps on you and you die
61
Megan
@btwimmeg
May 27
I need to get my hands on the last 6 pack of Schlitz
71
Megan
@btwimmeg
Apr 20
If you’re going to watch the Sabres in the postseason, you have to listen to solely 90s-early 2000s pop punk until they lose (I.e. win the Stanley Cup)
1
138
Megan
@btwimmeg
Apr 20
Sorry not gonna pay for premium to change that to a lowercase “i” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
62
Megan
@btwimmeg
Apr 18
I’m sorry but, how do ducks have sex ???
88
Megan
@btwimmeg
Mar 29
Ladies, do you ever put your hair in one of those outrageous Mrs. Trunchbull looking buns that you scare yourself when you look in the mirror
73
Megan
@btwimmeg
Mar 21
Chuck Norris was kinda hot
62
Megan
@btwimmeg
Mar 21
Trump is such a dweeb, y’all. Who could like someone dorky ¿¿
61
Megan
@btwimmeg
Mar 13
Day 692 of bringing my apple to and from work
68
Megan
@btwimmeg
Mar 13
My algorithm knows that my dog is fat and overweight
47
Megan
@btwimmeg
Mar 10
67 676767 6767 SIX SSEVEN
27
Megan
@btwimmeg
Feb 25
I can’t believe there’s adults out there that drink just milk
69
Megan
@btwimmeg
Feb 21
I think I’m gonna get my eyebrow pierced
1
58
Megan
@btwimmeg
Feb 20
Why is it 9AM and I’m crying to Live with Kelly & Mark
1
66
Megan
@btwimmeg
Feb 13
I would like to be buried with my new cheese grater amongst other things
1
59
Megan
@btwimmeg
Jan 25
Scottie Scheffler should thank that leaf
89
Load more