Australian who sometimes lives in Japan. You will never be Japanese. Wind up merchant. This is a parody account.

Japan/Australia
Joined November 2025
The difficulty in lying is that you have to keep it up forever. If you tell people that in 2024 you were a 16 year old Japanese high school student, started posting essays on social media on Japanese politics and nationalism but only posted them in English at 3am, then went out to meet strangers from the internet in a park, you would have to maintain that lie forever because autistic people like me will keep all that information. Then as your social media presence builds and you start to make an income, you can't come forward and tell the truth because you might lose many of your supporters. Especially if it comes to light that you're not actually an ethnically Japanese person who was born and raised in Japan as previously claimed. If you've told one lie, what else have you lied about? When you have a large audience that genuinely believes what you post, you have some responsibility to think about what that audience might do with that information. If this continues escalating, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to worry that eventually someone could get physically hurt.
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>be low caste >make japan Facebook page >call it japan curry >change name a few times >make up stories about japan using stolen photos from internet >get fellow uber drivers to add stories for the page from their locations >>i am the high caste now saar
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Budonick retweeted
Replying to @budonick
I'm Japanese 🇯🇵 I have a question for Americans 🇺🇸 Do you like sushi? 🍣 I'm Japanese 🇯🇵
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I'm Japanese ask me anything about this. This picture proves that I am Japanese. Also, my posts, only in English, about Japan also prove I'm Japanese.
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Wow those Jetstar prices have really gone up since I last travelled abroad! Last time I paid less than $2k for return flights in business class.
I shouldn't laugh but I find it funny that he was able to get on the plane there but somehow not to go home.
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What an absolute fucking coincidence that their menu is in English! It's almost as if you're not Japanese but you keep telling everyone you're Japanese and at the same time you can't read Japanese.
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Japan is turning to shit.
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What are you doing? It doesn't even sound like my real voice? Why would they share this?
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This communist used to be fit what happened?
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Why don't you read a page from the book and post it here, or are you worried that everyone will hear your Filipino accent?
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When your mentally ill daughter brings her imaginary boyfriend to your workplace but you want to remain supportive so she doesn't kill you in your sleep.
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Here's a screenshot of AI providing made up information that isn't true. AI is taking all our jobs.
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1. Let more muslims into Japan = Get out foreigner, you're a bad person, Japan is for Japanese! 2. Let more muslims into Japan my wife died = He is such a good person, thank you for your hard work.
妻の識別から、1年ちょっと 皆さん、本当にありがとうございました!
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"I am a foreigner. I am a model, a cosplayer and a streamer. Very stable job. I do not understand why I got rejected today from 5 apartments."
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I shouldn't laugh but I find it funny that he was able to get on the plane there but somehow not to go home.
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Found another one.
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>gay marriage still illegal >service legally allowed to be refused, any reason >male only imperial succession law takes effect today Japan is going to be fine.
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk can you please try to get @Starlink on Japanese bullet trains? The wifi on them has become almost non-functional (at least between Osaka and Tokyo). It’s like being on a pre-Starlink airline flight.
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Day 4 after SRS: Tomorrow it goes home ^.^ It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again Pain killer are already low on 1 single 600 Ibuprofen each day! Iam a happy and healthy girl 🥹💖🏳️‍⚧️
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