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A milestone for the team here at Buffalo Pitchbot. #proud
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Let’s show off our sea of parking lots in suburbia instead of our beautiful City Hall.
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Opinion: Eat at locally owned restaurants, not mediocre chains .
Red Lobster abruptly closes 4 WNY locations wgrz.com/article/life/food/r…
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We talk with fans upset about the Bills’ draft, “all 10 picks should have been wide receivers”. #BillsMafia
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If the Bills draft a first round WR, gonna be a great week of sports.
Head Coach Lindy Ruff... We like the sound of that 🙌
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Tonight on sports: bring back Lindy Ruff. #LetsGoBuffalo
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BREAKING: O.J. Simpson, the former football great who was accused of and ultimately acquitted of the brutal 1994 slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, has died, according to his family. He was 76. abcnews.go.com/US/oj-simpson…
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Tonight on sports: This is really bad. #LetsGoBuffalo
20 NHL teams have played at least 50 playoff games since the Sabres last played one. 30 teams have played 25 playoff games in that span. The only other one who hasn't is the expansion Kraken, who have played 14 playoff games. It's hard to do what the Sabres have done.
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Opinion: Not a good look.
It's nice and sunny....in Ohio. Sadly, I don't think it will be clear back home, but here in Ashtabula, Ohio there are hundreds at the Ohio Welcome Center. Totality is in about 45 minutes and already 25% of the sun has been eclipsed.
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Worst Buffalo experience:
14%No goal
61%Wide right
25%Cloudy Eclipse
36 votes • Final results
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Solidarity!
Day one of D&C journalist strike for unfair labor practices. Please don’t visit our website or click on stories until the strike is over.
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Opinion: What will Buffalo media cover once the eclipse is over?
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Buffalo Media Pitchbot retweeted
Dear Rochester community: If you receive calls or inquiries from individuals saying they are from the @DandC and asking for info to prepare for eclipse stories, ask whether they are members of the @rocnewsguild. If not, then please give them nothing.
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We visit that diner in South Wales to catch up on Eclipse conspiracies tonight at 11.
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A certain assembly member at the diner says today’s earthquake was part of God’s plan to divide New York into 3 separate states.
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Subliminal message with the Bills’ new stadium instead of KC which the article is about? What if local residents actually had a vote to decide funding a stadium for a billionaire here in WNY?
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Buffalo Media Pitchbot retweeted
Today would be a good day to trade for a #1 WR or trade up to draft a WR or arrest Donald Trump
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Tonight at 5, 6, 10, & 11: Diggs, weather , and eclipse. That’s a full newscast right there.
Tonight on sports: The NFL is a 12-month news cycle. #Diggs #BillsMafia
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Tonight on sports: The NFL is a 12-month news cycle. #Diggs #BillsMafia
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Buffalo Media Pitchbot retweeted
Tonight at 6 & 11: We hear from our local GOP Congressman who is upset Easter falls on 4/20 next year.
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Tonight at 6 & 11: We hear from our local GOP Congressman who is upset Easter falls on 4/20 next year.
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