Carl Gorney

Occasional reminder: I tweet about a number of things. You have no say in how I conduct my business; I say and do as I wish to whomever I please AND I follow the rules. I have a zero tolerance policy for ****ty people regardless of where you are politically. Don't try me.

Prepare for #AEWCollision! Y'all can take it from here. I'm OUT!

Bailey goes right after Ciampa on the apron. CIAMPA'S BITING BAILEY'S FEET! ULTIMO WEAPON OFF THE BUCKLE! ONLY A 2! AVALANCHE PROJECT! JUST A 2! KNEE STRIKE! A 2! ANOTHER knee strike does it. #AEWDynamite

Air Raid Crash on the apron! Fairytale Ending doesn't end it(yet)! #AEWDynamite

Mike and Tomasso are kicking and chopping each other right in the early going...NASTY knee strike from Ciampa knocks Bailey off the apron and to the desk. Skytwister press from Bailey takes out Ciampa. #AEWDynamite

Both teams shake on it. Main event for #AEWDynamite: Speedball Mike Bailey faces Tomasso Ciampa for the AEW National title.

Dax and Shelley are WHALING on each other. Just a few minutes left. FTR with the Shatter Machine...THAT doesn't go! TWO piledrivers on MCMG...ONLY A 2! 30 seconds left! Shelley with the rollup of Dax wins the match AND the series! #AEWDynamite

Rolling Thunder from Dax, Sabin with a counter for a 2. Crossbody for a 2....nearly a pin for FTR seconds later as we go picture in picture! #AEWDynamite

FTR and MCMG are STILL pounding on each other as we go picture in picture! #AEWDynamite

Brody: I was fueled by hate for so long. Bandido showed me another path. But Saturday, I bring my old self back. And now...we have the final match in the best of 5 between FTR and Motor City Machine Guns. #AEWDynamite

Britt heads to the desk as Persephone begins working Gypsy over..and gets the win soon after. Backstage, Hangman puts over the Texas Death Match at #AEWFullGear . "Truly this is not about ME any more. Brody...Bandido...they WANT and NEED Texas Death." #AEWDynamite

Persephone(with Britt Baker)heads out; she's facing Gypsy Mac. SQUASH incoming. #AEWDynamite

Renee's talking to Andrade, who emphasizes that he is going after the world title with his guaranteed title shot. #AEWDynamite

David whacks Orange with the shilleagh and that gives him the W. #AEWDynamite

Casdidy with a dropkick, then dives through the ropes on Finlay. David catches Orange on a crossbody, then slams him as we go picture in picture! #AEWDynamite

The Birds want to give Kris & Harley a bit of a break, but they're not down with that. Back in the arena, Orange Cassidy heads to the ring to face David Finlay. #AEWDynamite

And then it hits the fan afterward. I think we need to take a breather! #AEWDynamite

Fisherman buster from Austin...and minutes later, Brody dives through the ropes to take out New Level. BOTH teams get counted out...and Brody is now an honorary member of #BillsMafia . You know why. #AEWDynamite

The New Level heads to the ring to start us off; they're facing Brodido. Kofi & Austin dive through the ropes before the match starts. New Level keeps up the attack as we go picture in picture! #AEWDynamite

Kyle brings Will's wife and son into the mix. Will: You have improved dramatically. You've exceeded everyone's expectations. But we're not on the same level. I'm 5-1 against you. I will ALWAYS have the high ground. #AEWDynamite

Kyle: I felt NOTHING from that video. Will: Oh, BOLLOCKS! Tell me how you felt! Kyle: I felt JEALOUS! You weren't going to let the people down! Will: Deep down, you still love you. I'm not ashamed to admit I love you as well. (Me: But not in THAT way.) #AEWDynamite