20 something year old pisces who is evil ⇢ 💸 @ainegf | ˗ˏˋ @stalegods. ; Insta - bug.cel ・

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Joined June 2023
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hard life for a girl like me
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chimi “bug” changa retweeted
HUSBAND/WIFE APPLICATIONS OPEN ‼️‼️ Requirements to apply: 22-29 years old 5’5 - 5’10 (NO TALLER) British/Australian Preferred Evil Okay with me being insane Alcoholic (ONLY BEER) No Stoners NO FEDS, GLOWIES OR COPS!! APPLY HERE 👇👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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Taking pharmacy tech which means alot of latin, which i cant be asked to learn. Decided on just making stupid abbreviations. (getting a prescription where patient takes it at bedtime) “uhhh hs…hs…umm highschoolers still have a bedtime..take it at bedtime..” suggestions below
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Me and my friend have created an inside saying, “fucking and not cumming”. We’re going to get a drink but not a meal, fucking and not cumming. Im going to the party but not dressing up, im fucking but not cumming.
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The original bit was talking about her older friend she invited to a frat party, the friend had been to them in like the 2010’s so she was expecting khakis, visors, polos, etc, my friend then goes on to say “Yeah she’s expecting men who frat flick and are like ‘We’re fucking-
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bitches and we’re NOT CUMMING’,” she meant to say “We’re fucking bitches and we’re not making them cum”
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I’ve been having crazy heart palpitations, probably due to the stimulant abuse and drinking 400mg of caffeine a day and smoking 10 cigarettes a day so i’ve decided to either cut down on touching myself or cut down on caffeine
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HUSBAND/WIFE APPLICATIONS OPEN ‼️‼️ Requirements to apply: 22-29 years old 5’5 - 5’10 (NO TALLER) British/Australian Preferred Evil Okay with me being insane Alcoholic (ONLY BEER) No Stoners NO FEDS, GLOWIES OR COPS!! APPLY HERE 👇👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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@RTL96_ get british burners on this i’m getting desperate
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Do not apply to the application if you are a good person, i am evil, I want to embarrass you in public and nag at you and throw things at you.
HUSBAND/WIFE APPLICATIONS OPEN ‼️‼️ Requirements to apply: 22-29 years old 5’5 - 5’10 (NO TALLER) British/Australian Preferred Evil Okay with me being insane Alcoholic (ONLY BEER) No Stoners NO FEDS, GLOWIES OR COPS!! APPLY HERE 👇👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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If you are not mean and cruel and terrible, try not to apply. I am evil and i don’t like to be evil to non evil people. thank u
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every kind of person is applying to the husband / wife application
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chimi “bug” changa retweeted
women hate a 6'1" incel like me
HUSBAND/WIFE APPLICATIONS OPEN ‼️‼️ Requirements to apply: 22-29 years old 5’5 - 5’10 (NO TALLER) British/Australian Preferred Evil Okay with me being insane Alcoholic (ONLY BEER) No Stoners NO FEDS, GLOWIES OR COPS!! APPLY HERE 👇👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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5’11 is OK. under 5’5 is OK. (applies to both male and female.
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does anyone know why i get red itchy spots when i take hot showers, even before soap
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this might also happen when i sweat but i forget
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making a resource sheet for health crisis, got to Diabetes Ketoacidosis, one of the organizations is called International Diabetes Federation. Meaning their website link is idf . org 😭😭😭😭
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Just introduced my friend to the videos of dean withers answering debate calls only to be met with splashing noises. My favorites are where he starts to lose hope so he starts answering the calls with “are you in the bath?” and “stomp your foot.”
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