chris ortiz

You know you a workout fiend when you shotgun preworkout and chase with a caprisun

God ain’t goin disappoint me to please you

Spend to get, not to have

Business ideas, I need business ideas

Here we go, now I gotta actually dress up out my gym clothes to eat in the living room 🥸

Is we going back on lock down or what

Get ya money right first

Use to talk to this girl some time ago Had Emotional competence of that dude from the movie radio Tried to ignore the fact brains cells lacked but final straw was sex, moves was wack Guess the truth is my mind needs stimulation yo.. jk let’s run it back girl

It’s 1995 It’s Tuesday early dismissal at school, no homework, you meet up with the gang outside and you got the super soaker ss300 fully loaded ready to go Life is good! #90s

World record 501kg deadlift 👀👀

Big things come in small packages #tuesdayvibes

My life #FivePerfectMovies

I need hobbies

It really is Thursday today huh ☠️ #ThursdayThoughts

I’m running thru all these Netflix series 😩☠️ if I ever paid and not used it, I’m getting my money’s worth now

How tf I take the world over

Learning guitar is hard

I just got April fooled by a five year old ☠️😩🤣