‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟.

⠀⠀ 〝 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘨, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴. 〞 𝐞͟ 𝐯͟ 𝐚͟ 𝐧͟ ⠀ ͟𝐫͟ 𝐨͟ 𝐬͟ 𝐢͟ 𝐞͟ 𝐫͟ . slytherin arsehole. marauders era. ——⇾ #hprp / #bandita. ⠀

in other words, i’m doing what i do best. only, this time i’m not quite sure which crime i’m guilty of committing. care to enlighten me?

are you stupid your forehead stops at a certain point regardless of how much hair you have? shave your eyebrows while you’re at it

honestly there’s no hope!!!! just shave it all off!!

it’s the man of the moment. siri⎯⎯⎯me, obviously.

no, you’re just weird for thinking about me.

i’d pay good money to see a badger eat a snake. as ifffffffff.

| THIS TWEET AND THE PIC UNDER IT 😭 foul

bro. <3 ( platonically )

hufflepuff pride is the cringiest thing i’ve ever heard. are you not embarrassed? if i was sorted into hufflepuff i would simply feed myself to the squid in the lake.

no, dunderhead.

every day is my birthday because you should be thanking my existence all year round.

IT IS——you’re just jealous.

YOU ARE SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL!

no, it’s a figment of your weird imagination.

thanks for being the only person who remembered!

never address me again.