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Former SDA Youth Director. Highly decorated InDrive passenger. Pineapple-on-pizza lobbyist. WhatsApp group admin. ENFJ. Usobhuku weTown . Usbali wenu lonke.

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Joined August 2017
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Lokhu esilakho sikesangabi lakho. It is therefore obvious ukuthi esikufunayo sisazokuthola, duuuuh.
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One day, and that day may never come, you will meet a hun with colorful beadsšŸ“æ on her wrist/s and you’ll want to assume that they are for fashion. Don’t.
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ā€œKhest’ Khovendriā€ šŸŽ¶šŸŠā€ā™€ļøšŸŽµ
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I know I’m not the only African that’s gets genuinely confused when I hear celebrities telling stories about how they were once so poor that they lived in their cars.
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Top 3 activities that get you in trouble with the law 1. Playing with Chatunga 2. Leaking Wicknell's WhatsApp audios 3. Ku tengesa ma Pangolin šŸ˜‚
Kutobata pangolin kuri nani pane kutamba naChatunga
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God: ā€œYou must share the bread with the othersā€ MySol:
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The current situation with our sistersšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ™Œ The man they want vs. The man they got
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Nah I swear all these niggas are pre-gaming this thing. Ain’t no way these oans are showing up and doing all this drama SOBER. They have to be linking up at someone’s house for drinks before going to the funeral šŸ˜‚šŸ¤žšŸ½
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Your wicked auntie watching you blame the government for your unemployment.
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It’s this damn phone!!!
Being fvcked by a man who hates your boyfriend is so heavenly.
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Signed a player when the club didn’t have a big operating budget.
Gents, in football terms. Tell us the biggest relationship mistake you ever made.
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3 years ago on this day, this masterpiece was posted šŸ‘‘ Enjoy the Thread 🧵
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ā€œBecause the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.ā€
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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Ladies and gentlemen, The Weekend.
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Kenyans šŸ‡°šŸ‡Ŗ Zimbabweans šŸ‡æšŸ‡¼ TanzaniansšŸ‡¹šŸ‡æ Malawians šŸ‡²šŸ‡¼ Right now šŸ“
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Bigger person ushonilešŸ™šŸ¾šŸ˜‚
Unfortunately we're in a situation where its literally impossible for us to be the bigger person
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Unfortunately we're in a situation where its literally impossible for us to be the bigger person
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Does my girl love me?
Replying to @jahman_adamski
He’s actually going to die in a plane crash. Save this post.
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NO ONE IS ABOVE THE PROGRAM.
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God is the greatest...šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™...2030 ndenge ndichipo.
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And when you circulate rumors of other people’s misfortunes, do not leave out the parts of the story where they would help you out. Good journalism requires balance.
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