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Looking to get some high elo groceries any tips?
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No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.
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Horatio Magellan crunch invited me aboard the s.s guppy in 2009 and molested me.
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I’ve been kink shamed my whole life
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Her pussy white ppl tacos
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Joseph smith was a cuck rapist
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Tim Tebow stole my foreskin
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Queuing up overwatch is a form of self harm
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I just want to get my bolt cutters off the kitchen table bruh
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Dudes wanna be called daddy with zero taxable income
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That first sleep after washing your bedding
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My girl wouldn’t need waterproof mascara bc I’d never make her cry
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When you’re opening a cellar and hear Michael’s heavy ass breathing
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getting head but i'm too autistic for eye contact so i gotta wear these mfs
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Trying to not piss everywhere after 5 Modelos
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Had burger for third day in a row
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Babe that’s just my friend who gives me boners I can’t block her
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Absolutely no life’d it this weekend
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