@bumpasshelll

Normal woman

Joined September 2025
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My coworker’s dog is obsessed with me to the point that any time he gets close to me he pees from excitement even if he’s inside. Doesn’t do it for anyone else
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Emma@june__002Oct 23
Mount Rose today
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Lol
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It’s fine to break up and get back together 5 times but no more than that
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Pulled an awesome prank on myself where I somehow included a single paper towel sheet in my load of laundry
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brian@brianovakOct 21
mount adams
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They gotta invent a candle that smells like alfalfa. I want my home to smell like a clean barn
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Giant banner up over I-84 in east Portland saying TED K WAS RIGHT
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I’m addicted to showing off for girls at work by messing with the horses
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My cat is fat as fuck man
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I’ve perfected the art of the selfie
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I love you Fall
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Another banger from my dad
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80° and Friday. Doesn’t get much better open.spotify.com/track/2RvoI…

Shame, Shame, Shame - Vocal Version

Shirley & Company · Shame Shame Shame · Song · 1975

open.spotify.com
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Music is so cool. I wish I wasn’t the only person in the world that liked it
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This, from the Oregonian, is possibly the most heartbreaking thing I've ever read.
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This is awesome
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