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You send her a meme, and she sends it to the guy she’s fucking

First present i opened ? Ed hardy t shirt. How could today get any better ?

Can’t get out of bed w out listening to futsal shuffle nowadays 😞

I just cant fucking get enough of calling Ubers

Just told my alcoholic uncle “ok boomer” and now my sick new pac sun shirt is covered in cranberry sauce. Feeling angry 👿

Man screw Drake !! We wanted to see Frank ocean !! 😡😡

Martin Scorsese is directing the movie I’m starring in tonight

You can tell which girls got cheated on in the gym

New Iann Dior album got me Facebook messaging my first grade gf Bro

She hasn’t opened your snap in 20 min because she’s taking a shit. Pick your head up king, your crown is falling off

I didnt fuck her bro, the black cherry white claws did

Dudes in frats will drink beers out of their boat shoes but won’t eat pussy 😂👌

EDM at full volume so i cant hear my demons

Alexa, play sicko mode

Dude with a tap out shirt on just beat my ass in party city Bc i said his dog was cute

A skin fade saved my life

This weekend deadass gonna be a tik tok

How bad you gotta get your heart broken to hit the punching bag at crunch fitness

Drive through worker: welcome to McDonald’s how can i help you Me: can i just have a large sprite please Drive through worker : who hurt you ?

My bad bro but white claw + any blink 182 edm remix = me gettin your girl pregnant