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every time i see this pic i think that curry is laughing at their dumb asses and that brings me joy
oh if they have a fight in the middle of the squad room it’s going to be delicious, bring back the old sexually charged fights yes
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Paul W. Downs James Bond
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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“SHES INSANE FOR THIS” and it’s just a woman sitting on a chair
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he keeps his buddy alive that’s cute as hell 😭
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she is somehow the most and the least slick
The way she took so long to answer as if that wasn’t the first thing on her mind😏
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ellipsus scribble font changed my life i just wrote 1000 words in like 30 minutes wtf
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saving this pic for gay halloween couples costume
when they cancel your spin off shows and bring you back to save the main show
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If I could give some unsolicited advice to ao3 fic writers it would be to: 1. Have a nice day and 2. Keep doing what you love
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Don’t forget to clean your windows (of perception)
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600th episode of SVU better have fan service the likes of avengers endgame… i want benson and stabler kissing on the mouth or cragen and judge donnelly coming down through through portals in the sky, end of list
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He had to investigate for himself I’m dead
Paul Rudd was spotted visiting Art of Play, the Brooklyn curiosity shop that recently made headlines following Kelly Clarkson’s very public dispute with the store. 📸@BackgridUS
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i think it’s nice that most times it’s a lil bit of both
that one fic u read at 14 that changed ur life , but u can’t tell if the writing was actually that world shattering or if you were just 14
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announcing this during kinktober? oh I’m sure
#SVU 28x06 [600th episode] "Obedience" (Nov 12, 2026)
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this might change my life
recently found out about the scribble font in ellipsus and it’s great for sprinting/getting ideas out without making edits
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to this day the most sexual interview clip I’ve ever seen
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note of a fic I'm reading: hey the timeline is a little confusing here sorry I tried my best to make it work me: I could not care less I'm just glad I have fic me writing: I need to make sure their shifts are correctly spaced out to the day or else everyone will tell me I suck
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me and spongebob would laugh so much together
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i remember being so pissed on ayanna's behalf when she left the room because imagine missing this level of workplace tea by five seconds
The abject horror on his face when she asks him how was Olivia’s funeral. He can live in a world without Kathy but he could never live in a world without Liv.
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